More Actual Signs  

rm_Shyness61 54F
434 posts
2/15/2006 12:30 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

More Actual Signs

Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Someplace Else - Brisbane

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Ergon Energy

If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Pizza Hut - Taigumx

Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
"Hi, how are you?"
Nimbin Health Centre

Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
Cleo Magazine

Mo matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Gold Coast

At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Sizzlers - Mt. Gravatt.

It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust
on the back of a bus,
Alice Springs

Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
Women's restroom
Garden City.

If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Q.B.D. Bookshop, Garden City.

If pro is opposite of con,
then what is the opposite of progress?
Men's restroom
House of Representatives, Canberra

Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
"The Paddo Tavern"

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
The Chancellor

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Mobil Servo Burpengary

and my favourite...

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tyres or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's Restroom Inala

Don't you know who he thinks he is?

freetime648 52F

2/15/2006 6:37 pm

Sign on a ladies restroom door in Wichita Falls, Texas


xx FREETIME648 xx

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