Makes A Guy Wonder:  

rm_Shyness61 54F
434 posts
3/6/2006 3:55 pm

Last Read:
3/7/2006 2:07 pm

Makes A Guy Wonder:

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, purple blue, and yellow.

The old man just stared. Every time the teenager looked, the old man was staring.

The teenager finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once..... and had sex with a peacock... "I was just wondering if you were my son."

Don't you know who he thinks he is?

xxxhandyman4u2 55M

3/6/2006 4:22 pm


1jclong1 52M
55 posts
3/6/2006 6:46 pm

A girl meets a guy on the internet...they have a whirlwind romance online and decide to meet. The lady tells her guy..."I have to warn you, I have a chest like a baby...nothing up top"...

The man replys.."Thats ok, because I am hung like a baby, so it should all work out".

They meet and kiss passionatly, and the girl slips into the bathroom and takes off her clothes...she enters the room and says "I hope this is ok, but I did tell you I had a chest like a baby?"...and sure enough she is very flat chested.

The man removes his clothes all the while reassureing his lady that its he turns around, her eyes bug out and she says"Holy hell, I thought you said you were hung like a baby?"

He replys " I did and I am....7 pounds 6 ounces and 21"s long"

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