Free sex with fill up!  

rm_Shyness61 54F
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9/1/2006 10:30 am
Free sex with fill up!

The owner of a gas station in the Deep South tries to boost sales by posting a sign that reads, "Free sex with fill up!"

Before long, two rednecks pull in. The driver gets out, fills his tank and then inquires about the sex.

"Pick a number between 1 and 10," the owner says. "If you guess correctly, you win free sex."

The buyer thinks for a bit and then finally guesses 8.

"No, but you were close." the proprietor says. "The number was 7. Sorry no free sex today. Maybe next time."

As the two men pull out, the driver says to his buddy, "You know, I think that game is rigged. I bet you he doesn't really give away free sex."

The passenger replies, "No Billy Ray, it ain't rigged -- my wife won twice last week!"

Don't you know who he thinks he is?

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