'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'  

rm_Shyness61 55F
434 posts
3/25/2006 1:46 pm

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7/14/2006 12:27 am

'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,

'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, you should know something.The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind guy says, 'Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

Don't you know who he thinks he is?

mygmyg 59M

3/25/2006 2:14 pm

Shy, great joke, made me almost choke with laughter!!

orangesubaru69 40M
1 post
3/25/2006 2:24 pm

What do you call a brainy blone?

A Labrador

rm_Gentle12553 67M
1378 posts
3/25/2006 3:06 pm

But you're not a blonde???? cute love it

My kinda man

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