What some men won't do to get off  

rm_Shortdogg65 51M
159 posts
3/31/2006 4:29 pm

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What some men won't do to get off

The following story come from an article a friend showed to some of us several years ago when a bunch of us used to get together to play some ball.
Seems there was this guy who worked in a manufacturing plant of some sort. This plant ran 24/7 so the machines had to be kept running at all times. This guys job entailed watching a particular machine with a conveyor belt on it while everyone else took their lunch break. The guy discovered that he was the right height to place his dick on the conveyor and let it rub him to climax. The problem, as all men and a lot of women know, is that when a man gets off while he is standing his knees tend to get weak and his legs want to buckle.Happened to the fellow and unfortunately he was standing near the end of the belt so when he buckled his nutsack got caught in the roller. OUCH!! The thing tore off one of his nuts and ripped the sack up a bit. Being a man and a very embarrassed one at that he decided he would fix the problem himself. What he did was grab a stapler and staple up the hole in his sack. Unfortunately for him he had to go to the doctor anyway when the he swelled to the size of a grapefruit and began to discolor due to infection from the rusty staples. Shortdogg

honeycomb1974 44M/43F
282 posts
4/2/2006 9:11 am

It had to be a damn yankee a southern gent wouldnt do anything like that. That is what your second cousin is for. lol runt

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