So I saw this profile....  

rm_SeriousFun2 55M
65 posts
4/20/2006 12:50 pm

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5/8/2006 12:28 pm

So I saw this profile....

and I just couldn't resist giving you my impressions.

"Hot, Sexy, Attractive, Intelligent, Single.....everything a man could want...and exactly what most of you will never have."

Honey, trust me, when you start out this way most of us will never have you because we don't WANT you.

"This is my second profile on AdultFriendFinder, and frankly I was utterly UNimpressed by what I encountered the first time."

Then why come back a second time? Do you enjoy repeating your mistakes? Apparently things didn't work out too well wherever you went in between your AdultFriendFinder stints.

"I am not fat, stupid, desperate or completely without any standards, as are so many of the women I have seen on here, nor am I here to help any man to cheat on his fat stupid wife. I have NO interest in any man who is unemployed, attached in ANY fashion, who cannot see his groin past his gut, or who is older than 45 or younger than 25, or who can't even write his own profile, or is rude, crude or Just Plain Stupid. There are plenty of women on here who will fuck anything that asks - do not make the mistake of thinking I am one of them"

Bitch, insult and belittle - always attractive traits! Of course, if I were a submissive man looking for a Domme I would find those attributes highly desirable.

"My Ideal Person:
A man... who has no issues with treating a fine lady like myself in the manner she deserves (translation = I do NOT pick up the check - I have no need for a sugar daddy, but if you desire my company, you must be prepared to treat me with courtesy, respect and the occasional dozen roses)"

Now doesn't this just scream gold-digger who can't even afford a silver, let alone gold membership?

I've seen a few of these profiles before. I always wonder if they are just a bizarre experiment for some kids psychology class. Like they decided to write the most obnoxious, egotistical, bitchiest profile they could think of just to see who, if anyone, would respond. Or, if it's for real, what is such a "fine lady" doing slumming on a sex site like AdultFriendFinder?

Ah well. To each their own.

"Now's the time
The time is now"

waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

5/4/2006 12:34 pm

I saw this profile and then she started a blog regarding all the email she was getting....posting the profile names and bashing the men who sent them. She actually at one point posted two phone numbers of men who emailed her. I told her that she could be the most beautiful woman in the world, but with her attitude that no man would want her.

rm_SeriousFun2 55M
38 posts
5/8/2006 12:28 pm

I saw her on-line again and she had an update...

"Update: It is unfortunate that this must begin in a negative fashion, as I am a very upbeat and positive person - however, if you send me some variation on Sour Grapes Mail, I suggest you check the BLOG I have opened for your response,"

I find it all rather entertaining. So here is her name if you're interested in reading her blog. T0tally_H0t (The O's appear to be zeros)

I had a couple of other thoughts about "her" too. The profile claims that she has 36D breasts but they sure don't look that big in the photos she posted. It's also interesting that in both body shots she cropped the head off yet posted a full face shot in "her" profile. Hmmmmmmm Wonder why anyone would do that?

Of course, the BIGGEST mystery is why anyone would would write to her in an effort to pick her up. I'm guessing portions of her blog may have been faked as well as the pictures.

The bitch is baaaack"

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