Meet Brian  

rm_SerenwylR 45F
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7/31/2006 11:36 am

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8/2/2006 11:59 am

Meet Brian

As I have no friends and don't get out much, I decided many years ago to dedicate my life to houseplants.

Brian was sold to me as a bromeliad but right from the start I had my doubts..the rapid growth, startling yellow wigs he wore, the way he suddenly turned white and puffed seeds into the ether at the slightest hint of a breeze. Slowly the dreadful truth sank in - Brian was a cuckoo in my nest.

I watered him daily just the same, groomed him for aphids and kissed him goodnight but the trust between us was gone. When I knew he wasn't looking, I began to watch him carefully for signs of white sap and blow but he was cunning and concealed them from me.

One day I'll catch you out, day, and then..

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