Table for one please...  

rm_SammiSaysTo 43F
1085 posts
6/2/2006 3:39 pm

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Table for one please...


Come on admit it…we all masturbate. If you tell me you don’t, I just won’t believe you! Not only is it healthy, it is recommended to relieve stress. So…Do you have a special routine or are you a spur of the moment masturbator? Do you take your time, or do you just get in and get out?

Since I am such a visual person, I love to watch a good porno while masturbating. I usually don’t take the time to enjoy it. I am a get in and get out type of person. Well last night I took a different route and discovered some new things. I don’t usually fantasize about any one person or situation when I do, do the deed, but I thought I would try it out.

After taking a long hot shower and getting comfortable in a silky nightie, I crawled into bed. Just lying there in the dark I started thinking about my scenario. I let my thoughts race for a while…not diving right into the sex part, but just the build up. The environment….what I said, what he said. I tried to make it as realistic as possible, meaning that it could possibly happen. Just thinking about it for a while was driving me crazy…but I decided to just keep thinking about, until eventually I just had to give in.

I took my time, enjoying every moment. I pictured his mouth, his lips and his hands all over my body as he teased me, until we both exploded in ecstasy. Even though I didn’t get much sleep, it was a very restful sleep.

So with that said…what kind of a masturbator are you?

And to the one who inspired me….you know who you are…thank you! I needed that…..but still wanting more

If you can't laugh, what's the fucking point!


lightswitch1963 68M/53F

6/2/2006 4:42 pm

Well, It isn't something I do a lot. I can't make myself cum. But, I do have a couple of guys that come to mind when I do it. Sean Connery, Richard Gere, and the guy that plays Elliott Stabler on Law & Order, SVU. Sometimes it's the guy that plays Joe on Medium. My apologies to Mr. L, but I have him in the flesh beside me in the bed every night.


campnhappy 46M

6/2/2006 10:16 pm

What I find strange is that the images that I use to get myself off are completely different than the stuff I write about. Well, not completely, but instead of being long and complex with a plot, its more like a quick one-take scene. I'm down, she's straddling my face, I'm done.

Another weird thing is that now that I'm single again I don't do it anywhere near as much. Maybe now that all the rejection is gone I don't feel so bad about myself so I don't have to relieve stress so much.


rm_SammiSaysTo 43F
872 posts
6/3/2006 12:46 am

Lightswitch....I am feeling for ya...atleast you do have someone there in the flesh to get ya 'there'. I couldn't imagine not being able to makeself cumm!

Thanks for sharing!

If you can't laugh, what's the fucking point!


rm_SammiSaysTo 43F
872 posts
6/3/2006 7:11 am

Camp..I am not just talking about sexual stress..I am talking about everyday stress....for example....had a bad day at work..go home and masturbate...gas prices rose again..go home and masturbate....lol..you get the picture!

If you can't laugh, what's the fucking point!


campnhappy 46M

6/3/2006 9:59 am

Oh I see. The sun came up, the sun went down, that sort of thing.


rm_Genji1000 35M
68 posts
6/4/2006 2:50 pm

So who were you thinking about?

Al~right... **wink** Be honest.


rm_SammiSaysTo 43F
872 posts
6/4/2006 4:53 pm

You Genji....and only you!

If you can't laugh, what's the fucking point!


campnhappy 46M

6/4/2006 8:36 pm

And here I was thinking it was me.


rm_Genji1000 35M
68 posts
6/4/2006 9:20 pm

I will have to reward you sometime for such good honesty.


rm_SammiSaysTo 43F
872 posts
6/5/2006 8:53 am

You already have Genji with that cigg smoke trick! Thats the closest I have been to a mans lips in a while...lol

If you can't laugh, what's the fucking point!


LicIWill 52M
402 posts
6/5/2006 3:34 pm

I haven't been close to a woman's lips for quite some time........wait, you were talking about something else. oops!


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