I wanna be a bear!  

rm_SammiSaysTo 43F
1085 posts
8/15/2006 7:09 pm

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8/20/2006 9:41 pm

I wanna be a bear!

A co-worker had this little poem in a Power Point presentation today..thought I would share it with you.

Here's to all the ladies....

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate.

You do nothing but sleep for six months.

And another thing; before you hibernate,
you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.

If you're a mama bear,
everyone knows you mean business.

You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.

If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too.

Your husband expects you to growl when you wake up.

He expects you to have hairy legs and excess
body fat.

I wish I were a bear.



If you can't laugh, what's the fucking point!


bluman63 56M/53F  
92 posts
8/15/2006 7:38 pm

I can only hope to come back as a bear in my next life!!!!! I would make a GREAT one!!!


rm_SammiSaysTo 43F
872 posts
8/15/2006 8:09 pm

You and me both!

If you can't laugh, what's the fucking point!


lilbears 46F
60 posts
8/20/2006 8:37 pm

lmao!!!! This sounds so much like me, well all except for the sleeping part. But everything else to a T. Thanks for this one sammi


rm_SammiSaysTo 43F
872 posts
8/20/2006 9:41 pm

Anything for you Lil!

If you can't laugh, what's the fucking point!


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