He said what?  

rm_SammiSaysTo 43F
1085 posts
7/5/2006 3:26 am

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7/5/2006 8:31 pm

He said what?

There are certain things that get me all worked up and at the same time, other things that make me laugh my ass off. If I am not laughing my ass off because of certain cock shots, it is because of the gullible men out there who keep falling for the fake women on this site. So in honor of those retards, I have come up with a top five list:

Top 5 Signs a Profile is a fake:

5. The woman states in her profile that she loves sex all the time and thats all.

4. You find out she has emailed five of your buddies as well, telling them she wants to fuck them too.

3. She looks like a porn-star..there is no way she is even close to your league.

2. She puts in her profile to email her your address and she will get in touch with you.

1. Duh! Think about it, she must be a fake..who would want to have sex with you?

OK..moving on to another annoyance...Cock Shots...

Come on guys, be more original with those shots. I saw one the other day that reminded of the movie "Bachelor Party" with Tom Hanks. The picture was of a cock between two hot dog buns on a plate. Now that is what I call creative. If you must state that you are HUGE, use a reference, such as a tape measurer, just make sure we can tell it is in inches and not centimeters. Or put your hand around it so we can get a good idea. I have noticed some good photography out there thou that has lead me to say "objects in the picture appear larger than in real life". Now don't get me wrong, I am a believer that it is the motion of the ocean and swiftness of the current, not just the boat size.

Last complaint this AM..and guys I am only doing this to help you out! What is up with all the "I love to eat/lick pussy" all night long. So what..for the most part, every guy does that. What do you do that is different? Don't tell me you are going to last forever and that you can fuck me all night and then have problems even getting it up in the first place. I am upfront with what I can/can't do and what I will and won't do. I guess you could say it is like false advertising...So buyer beware....Ladies, it is always the shy, quiet ones, I am telling ya!

If you can't laugh, what's the fucking point!

brwnshft2003 44M

7/5/2006 6:49 pm

Very interesting stuff. An interesting point about false advertising girl. Does that also mean that if a girl ends up have smaller tits than what you think, i.e padded or push up bras, then we get a refund on dinner or drinks? Hell that's a great idea. Who can we talk to, to get this implemented? Alright I was getting a little off track there what were you talking about? Sucking my what? hahaha

rm_SammiSaysTo 43F
872 posts
7/5/2006 8:31 pm

You got a great point there brwnshft....maybe I need to start my own customer service group. I could also deal with complaints of controling moderators....lol.

If you can't laugh, what's the fucking point!

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