Sexual advice for older women. ( don't try this at home )  

rm_RxSUGAR 60M
29 posts
11/17/2005 5:48 am

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Sexual advice for older women. ( don't try this at home )

Two old ladys were sitting around talking one day and the subject of sex came up ( blondes,huh ). Marge says," You know,John and I havn't had sex in years,I just can't seem to get him aroused." Gertrude says," I used to have that problem but I found a cure,why don't you try it." Marge says," OK,what is it?". Gertrude says," Well,I always go to bed first,and when I want sex I just wait until I hear Henry coming towards the bedroom and I strip off all my clothes,lay on my back and raise my legs back behind my ears,it works every time!" Marge says," Well,maybe I'll try that tonight." They giggle and Marge leaves for home. Later that evening Marge goes to bed and waits with anticipation. Finally she hears John walking towards the bedroom so she strips off all her clothes and puts her ankles back behind her head. John,in his usual grouchy mood,takes one look and says," OH FOR GOD SAKE WOMAN WOULD YOU COMB THAT HAIR AND PUT YOUR TEETH IN ,YOUR STARTIN TO LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE."

saddletrampsk 54F

11/17/2005 6:52 am

LMAO..quite assuming all dumb women are blondes..

tillerbabe 55F

11/17/2005 11:43 pm

OMG! You shall be spanked for this! (I sleep with my ankles behind my ears!)

rm_RxSUGAR 60M
102 posts
11/19/2005 5:54 pm

Saddle- in all reality I think very highly of dumb women, very low of smart women. lol

Tiller,Tiller,Tiller- I thought you were hot. You mean you go to sleep on guys ?

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