Little Johnny messed up church again !!!  

rm_RxSUGAR 60M
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11/20/2005 5:32 am

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Little Johnny messed up church again !!!


Little Johnny's mother took him to the pet store to buy him a pet. He took one look at a parrot that was making noises and fell in love with it.On the way out the door the store owner says," And remember,he will repeat anything.If he gets too loud just grab him by the feet and swing him around in three circles,he'll be ok." Sunday rolls around and Johnny decides to take his parrot to church with him.The service starts and Johnny sets his parrot on the back of the pew for everyone to admire.The parrot looks around and at the top of his voice goes," Sqwack,,its fuckin cold in here." Johnny grabs him down and sheepishly points at the old lady behind him. The deacon see's all this and gets up and goes to the thermostat and turns it 'up' 10 deg. After a few minutes Johnny sets the parrot on the back of the pew again.The parrot looks around and at the top of his voice goes," sqwack,it's fuckin hot in here." Johnny remembers what the pet store owner told him and grabs the parrot by the feet,swings him in three circles and sets him down.The parrot looks around and at the top of his voice goes," Sqwack,and it's fuckin gettin windy as hell to,motherfuckin tornados."

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

11/20/2005 7:52 am

heheheheh

brilliant

parrotts are like kids you cant shut them up

love silky xx


AlbertPrince 58M

11/23/2005 1:42 am

LOL


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