Fruitcake recipe  

rm_RxSUGAR 60M
29 posts
12/2/2005 7:59 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Fruitcake recipe

It's pretty popular so if anyone has posted it already please forgive me.Anyway it goes as follows.Ingredients:3/4 cup of water;1 cup of sugar;4 large eggs; 2 cups of dried fruit; 1 tsp.baking soda; 1 tsp.salt; 1 cup brown sugar; lemon juice,nuts,and 1 bottle of whiskey.( sample the whiskey to check for quality ).
Take 1 large bowl,,,sample the whisky again just to be sure it's of the highest quality; pour 1 cup and drink.( repeat ).
Anyway,take 1 large bowl,with 1 cup of butter in it. Turn on the electric mixer,add 1 tsp.of sugar and beat.Beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still ok,cry another tup! Turn off the mixer,break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the dried fruit. Mix on the turner.If the fried druit sticks in the beaters pry the damn stuff loose with a drewscriver.Sample thw whiskey again to check for tonsisticity! Next,sift 2 cups of salt.or something,who cares,check the whiskey again! Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.Add 1 tbl.spoon. Of sugar or something,damit whatever you can find! Grease the oven. Turn the cake pan to 350 deg.but don't forgit to beatoff the turner,oh shit! Pick the friggin bowl up off the floor,damn stupidass bowls nowadays,scrape it off the floor,,,well shit,,,,just fling it out the door and sample the whiskey,,,maybe tommorrow !

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
12/3/2005 2:47 pm

yep Dt/5 already did. Thats okay, I have a recipe for heroin crab cakes that are out of this.............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, *puke* oh, uh world. Hehe.

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