Volunteer needed!!!!! Straight Men Only!!!!!!!  

rm_RocknRoxie 49F
296 posts
2/21/2006 10:18 pm

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6/18/2006 6:43 pm

Volunteer needed!!!!! Straight Men Only!!!!!!!

Ok everyone, I am going to ask the dumbest question ever known. Why is it called a BLOW JOB? As far as I know there is not any "BLOWING" involved? So why isn't it called a "Suck Job"???? I don't understand!

I have made offers to different people (and you know who you are) about giving a blow job to try out my chocolate condoms while doing (or is it giving?) a blow job. I do not understand why I cannot get anyone to actually take me up on my offer!!!!!!!

Is there not a nice guy out there that is willing to help me out with my problem??? I have to mention that it would have to be with a chocolate flavored condom on your cock, but it still would be a blow job. I am not charging for it and I am even going to use my own condom!!!! But, I am not going to do or give my first blow job in a car or some sleazy place. I want to be comfortable. I want that person to be comfortable. I want to have fun, I want whom ever is received the blow job to have fun, and enjoy it. I want a pillow for my knees. I don’t see why this is so difficult. Come on, someone step up to the plate here!!!! Help a nice girl out!!!! PLEASE!!!!

I need to know if I am doing something wrong. Tell me if, I suck or don’t suck, (PUN INTENDED!!!). Is there a book out there that explains how to give a fantastic blow job? If there is someone please tell me! If not, someone please write one so that I can read it. I am a really fast reader and I could finish the book before I practice on someone. I am open to criticism, I will not cry if someone tells me that I suck at blow jobs or I am doing it all wrong. I want someone to tell me the way that it should be done. What feels good, what feels great, what will make you cum. I promise that I will not use teeth. Lips will be covering them. I will not bite!!!!

As the person that helps me out with my first blow job, will be talked about on my blog. You will be famous! You will go down in blog history! You will be able to tell all of your friends and total strangers that you had a 38 year old blow job virgin! You will be the blow job that I compare all other blow jobs to for the rest of my life. If you want, I will list your AdultFriendFinder.com handle in my blog so that you can tell people how good or how terrible I did on my first blow job.

If you are interested please leave a comment to my blog and I will contact you through email.

Thank you all so much for your help. And check back soon to see how it goes!!!!


go-boy-2 64M
1 post
2/21/2006 10:50 pm

where is all the "girls"on here?

boytoy4urdesire 37M
35 posts
2/21/2006 10:54 pm

To quote the great philosopher Beavis (and to be a little vulgar)..."Why do they call it taking a dumb? You're not taking it anywhere; you're leaving it." I guess the "blow"job question is another great mystery of life.
As for the rest of your post. I find it hard to believe that no one will take you up on your offer. I've never met a blowjob I didnt like. I would gladly take you up on it, but were are too far away. Best of luck on your quest. My suggestion, try younger guys. They are always ready and it never takes too long with most of them, so it would be offer quickly.
Just curious...where did you buy a chocolate condom. Sounds like fun.

gijoe720 46M
2 posts
2/21/2006 11:11 pm

Roxie, I would be proud to offer up my dick for your blow job! I cannot imagine why someone hasn't already. Hell I got a woody just thinking about it! Can I play with your tits and ass while you suck my cock? I think that would make the worst bj in history tolerable! I come to Tx. often and I always bring my dick with me. lol. Write me back soon.

rm_Khemeckals 37M
94 posts
2/22/2006 5:54 am

I'm not a gambling man, but I i'll bet theres never another post like this one. (LO You're having trouble finding someone that will agree to this? The world is officially coming to an end. Love the blog!

stud4uhere 55M
2 posts
2/23/2006 5:42 pm

My answer to your first question, don't know - I would surmise that the "job" part may have come from someone who was not all that enthusiatic about performing oral sex on men...a prostitute maybe?...as to the rest I for one would gladly volunteer. I complement you on your passion to try new and different things...Good Luck!

TallTxCountry 56M
2 posts
3/2/2006 10:15 am

now what red blooded male would object to a proposition like that.
and im very sure this ole boy would be more than willing to accomodate a good woman willing to give such a blow job. oh mama sign me up

ohiodave555 48M
1 post
3/3/2006 12:01 pm

There is no such thing as a bad BJ, there are multiple levels of good though! Drop me a line if you still need a test subject.

rm_jagmantx_mc 48M

3/9/2006 7:54 am

Hey --I'll help you out -- I'll step up and do whats needed

TalonDuddyTonks 47M
659 posts
3/16/2006 11:38 pm

Did you ever find someone???? Let me know if you need someone!

cor69vet2 52M

3/19/2006 2:55 pm

I will teach you, all it takes is practice.

I love receiving blow jobs and know exactly when it's being done right. You will be a pro and I will be spent over and over and over when we're thru.

write back,

69lover12005 42M/40F

3/21/2006 4:50 pm

I can't believe i read this blog last, damn, i hope the train hasn't left the station!!!!
We would certainly be willing to help you out with your experience.... what i find facinating about this is the fact that my wife and a few women i dated before marrying were very good at "blowjobs" but did not think they were good at it, even though i told them they had all the skills needed,,,and i'm not talking about some pidly little, lick my sour pickle technique with a side of teeth,,,,i'm talking about women who would engulf my manhood with desire while using her hand to accomodate and stroke me with plenty of oral lubrication and even (seemingly advanced course) rubbing and fodling my balls,,,,and all the while i am telling them how good it feels with a few other "choice" phrases, untill I cumm with them holding my hard shaft....... So just be sure you enjoy it and your technique will not suffer, i'm positive....and if he says he liked it and asks for it again,,,,he liked it and you are certified!!!

greatnsexy69 46M

4/1/2006 10:57 am

If only I were in Texas.

look4love2005 47M

4/14/2006 12:27 pm

i would love to help you with this problem so many woman think they are doing a good job but cant take critism i guess its like eating pussy you dont moan or legs going into culvusions i must not be doing it right and ill let you know if its right tks have a wonderful day love all your blogs funny but true

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