Still kinda new to this...  

rm_RocknRoxie 49F
296 posts
2/18/2006 8:05 am

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5/28/2006 6:35 pm

Still kinda new to this...

I love chatting online. I am so tempted to chat at work, but have gotten into trouble, so I will not be doing any chatting. It is embarrassing that I got caught, but now that it is over and done with, I now have a reputation to live up to. I transmitted an email that included sexually oriented information and viewed sexually oriented images on the work computer.

Note as of today 2/18/06. I just got a new phone and now I can chat at work. I can just use my phone. TOO COOL!!!! Damn, I will never get any work done!!!!

I'm so bad. I thought that people knew my name because being such a nice person and being such a hard worker. Now they know me as the employee that got 2 days off without pay for looking at sexually oriented images and sending out cool email jokes.

Here is the joke that got me into so much trouble. I thought that it was really funny. I did not think that it was all that bad. And I heard from people at work that when they reviewed my case that they were laughing their asses off. Some even took a copy with them. I get punished for passing on a funny joke. Unfair world. But, buddy I will enjoying my four day weekend!!!!!

Business Trip

"I checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her, well you know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."

rm_cjbarton2 74M
11 posts
2/18/2006 10:33 am

I love dirty chats by messanger or by phone. you sound funny and lively.

rm_flyboy522000 59M
11 posts
3/15/2006 3:39 pm

ROFLMAO gonna have to try calling "out" from the motel without pressing 9 sometime and see what happens

Curiou5099 68M  
6991 posts
12/6/2006 11:27 am

I like to go to early posts when I look at new (to me) blogger. That way I can see if I will ever be able to measure up. I got a real kick out of this joke. Thanks for brightening my day, even if the post is 10 months old

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