I'm sorry, I had to do it again...  

rm_RocknRoxie 49F
296 posts
3/28/2006 3:38 pm

Last Read:
5/7/2006 6:20 pm

I'm sorry, I had to do it again...


A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you don’t multiply!

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her/his clothes
with her/his consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra/boxers
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her/him..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she/he left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her/his boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her/his dad/2 yr old baby sister at the door.............1942 cal

takeitcool20031 38M
2 posts
3/28/2006 4:03 pm

so let's start the sex work out then


Satyr48 67M
1773 posts
3/28/2006 4:09 pm

No wonder I'm getting fat...

A lack of sex!!!

Pleasing women in unbelievable ways for 45 years...
You could be next...


saddletrampsk 54F

3/28/2006 5:36 pm


time for some sex-ercise..


aceofspades73 53M

3/31/2006 9:53 am

Roxie Roxie you are a hot little minx that can't be tamed It must be something in the air that make you that way. Whoever you choose well I hope that person's life insurance is paid up because you are going to give them a heart attack in the process.


greatnsexy69 46M

4/1/2006 9:56 am

Then if I want to stay in shape I have to have sex at least 5 times a week, twice a day would be nice though


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