7 Kinds of Sex  

rm_RocknRoxie 49F
296 posts
6/4/2006 8:18 am

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6/27/2006 10:07 pm

7 Kinds of Sex

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have
sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say
"screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex,
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand your husband any more. He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social
Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on



seek_u_topia 51M

6/12/2006 7:54 pm

All too true...each and every one, though haven't got to social security sex yet, or court room sex...but certainly hallway sex. sad but true...need some kitchen sex!


rm_RocknRoxie replies on 6/17/2006 2:14 pm:
seek u topia, I am about to experience the 6th kind of sex. courtroom sex. The difference is that he is going to be the one getting screwed!

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
6/14/2006 10:47 pm

LMAO, this is a delight. sigh and how true. . .


rm_RocknRoxie replies on 6/17/2006 2:17 pm:
Snatch, I am looking forward to the first and second kind of sex! It will be happening soon! As soon as I lose 200 lbs. As soon as i get a divorce from my husband! LMAO!

looknhard4u606 40M

6/16/2006 8:49 pm

i love reading your blogs. you always make me laugh.


rm_RocknRoxie replies on 6/17/2006 2:17 pm:
Lookn, when are you going to start your own blog??? I would love to hear about you!

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