Speaking of my Sugar Baby. The funny times!  

rm_Rico0825 54M
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3/27/2006 8:46 am

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Speaking of my Sugar Baby. The funny times!

I just got off the phone with my new dearest friend and little sugar baby of recent pass. It got me to thinking how we had some really great times together.

But there was this one event that I always especially amused at.

We met a local diner in New Jersey one Sunday morning. We spent most of our time letting one another know what has been going on in our lives. I spent a good amount of time trying to get her to come fishing with me in a nearby creek for some catty's.

All the while sitting in the booth across from ours were two women in their mid to late 60's. All fancied up with the hair, Sunday's best and of course the bright red lipstick. Most probably enjoying an after Sunday service brunch. I mean this was The Church Lady (SNtimes two.

The tallest of the two women kept looking over as her voice softened as she spoke to her friend. Eventually the same women removed herself from the booth heading to the ladies room. On her way back she stopped and looked me in the eye and said, "Sir, I just want to compliment you on having such a graceful and beautiful daughter. You should be very proud." In a half giggling voice I replied, "Oh, Thank you so much ma'am, I know my daughter is one sweet hottie." With a confused but sincere smile the women returned to her booth and friend.

I was finishing off my third and final coffee and the tide was getting high. Best for catty's , ya know. So I stood and was handing Sugar her purse. Little Sugar took me by the hand holding the purse and asked loudly, "Daddy,
could you give me $30 to hold me over to Thursday when my paycheck comes in?" I smiled and handed her a $50. She snapped the 50 from both ends with a smile and said in her wacky kind of humor way, "Daddy, thank you so much. And breakfast was wonderful." With that she threw her arms around me and planted a deep and purposely tonguing kiss on me. I tried to pull away but she grabbed hold tight. The look on the two old ladies faces were just made of comical horror. Then Sugar wipes my lip with her finger and says, "OH, I got lipstick on your lip Dad. Mom won't be happy about that."

At this point I'm looking around not only to see who else may be watching this impromptu comedy skit, but also if the have a defibrillator on site in case one of the women or myself, for that matter, go into cardiac arrest

I couldn't get out of that place fast enough, even though there was a curious mixture of embarrassment and amusement. As we reached the steps outside the doors as I playfully smacked her ass as I yelled, What are you freakin crazy. You are so bad sometimes!!!" She again wrapped her arms around me, and replied, I know it, and you love it don't you old man.

But I have often wondered the stories the two old women told their family friends at their clubs or church groups. I amagine it may have even been a topic of a sermon or two.

saddletrampsk 54F

3/27/2006 10:49 am

what an awesome sense of humour..

rm_Rico0825 54M
483 posts
3/30/2006 1:20 pm

If that is a genuine thought, Thank you. I read some of your blog and the thought is right back to ya.

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