A few things I want you to know about me!!!!  

rm_Rico0825 54M
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5/8/2006 2:55 pm

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5/10/2006 2:41 pm

A few things I want you to know about me!!!!

Secrets of my life.

NO.1- I have never, ever had a first date in my life. Any women I have ever had a sexual relationship with was a "it just happened" kind of thing. Most of them started as friends. Just hanging out and then bam. One pick up at bar. My only one night stand. Well, maybe an agnel on the beach. Forgot to add that. Twice with housewife's where I was doing some work. And once with a cute college chick who was lonely on Thanksgiving day and left alone by her parents. Her heat in the apartment stopped working. I got called on Thanksgiving Day while at my parents!!! I was so pissed. But this young lady made well worth it!!!

Well wait, Maybe Tandi was a date. An Iraqi girl staying at the hotel I work at. But I went with no sexual intentions, just wanted to show her a little of America and a fun time. Yes, so maybe I did have one date, I'm not sure what it was, but anyway, you get the idea. I'm not a real womanizer. And most often they have to make the first pass. I really am a shy person at first.

No. 2- Only have had two cavity's in my life. And I'm 44 years old now.

No. 3- I have been arrested over 15 times in my life. Never did jail time. All misdemeanors. Public drunkenness, urinating in public, simple assault on a police officer, 2 DWI's innocent on number two, 2 weed possessions also innocent on number 2, Illegal Trespassing, malicious assault in a bar fight /moved down to simple assault, Leaving the scene of an accident while drunk at 19. In my dads car and woke up my girlfriends whole family at 3:00AM because that night she broke up with me. And Speeding/ Intent of Racing. OH yes, there was that urinating on a police officer at West Chester State College. Not a good one. Took a good ass whooping by the cop on that!!! All this between the ages of 16 and 30. Been a good boy for 14 years!!!!LOL

No. 4- My left leg is a half inch longer than my right.

No.5- I have paid $650 this year in seat belt offenses, that is not wearing it. The thing is, my sister was once in an accident. She got thrown from the car. If she had stayed in it, she would surely be dead. Don't believe it's up to the government to tell me what do in matters like that.

No.6- Have done many a drug. weed, acid, ecstasy, special K, crank, cocaine, speed, xanax, mushrooms, hash, and alcohol. Always was smart enough to stay away from the deadly ones like crack, heroine, and the new form a speed know as ice. Also have been a good boy for the good part of 14 years in that respect except for some occasional weed. I am a contributing member of NORML.

NO.7- I have Adult Attention Deficit Disorder with very mild social anxiety and a 133 IQ. Have had it all my life. Back in the day they thought you were just lazy in school and accused my parents of not pushing me hard enough.

No.8 I am proficient in 9 trades and I am self taught in all but one. I've read a many a "How to Book". And especially learned by my mistakes. I also hold four different certifications including locksmith, HVAC Type 2, Pool Operator, and Pest Control, Core,7A,7B. All self taught.

No. 9- Was accepted to go into the U.S. Coast Guard to be a photo journalists. Failed the urine test for weed.

No.10. My first job out of high school was working in nuclear plants.

No. 11- Furthest I've ever been from Jersey is Colorado, when we deconned a Nuclear Plant called Fort St. Vrain.

No. 12- Turned down a great maintenance job in Hawaii to stay close to my parents. Good choice. Because they both died within three years of this decision. Precious times we never would have had.

No. 13- with all the stuff I've done. Never once smoked or tried smoking a cigarette. Though I like the smell of second hand smoke.

No 14- also love the smell of gasoline??? Don't no why, I just do.

No. 15- I am childless, but would have a 14 year old son or daughter, but a women aborted my child because she wanted to go on a cruise and not be, as she said, "Looking like that."

Well that's it for now. Sometimes it feels great to open up your soul!!!

take care ya all

sexyariesgirl 57F

5/8/2006 5:17 pm

Very interesting! Thanks for sharing, Rico...I love learning about people...and hearing their stories when they care to share.

Power To FOK

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
5/9/2006 8:08 pm

I know what it's like to share a bit...and it does feel good...thanks for the secrets.

Real fuckin funny to read to BTW!!!


rm_Rico0825 54M
483 posts
5/10/2006 5:29 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    "Hair stylist with a hardon"..I was laughing all day!!!
See, your new profile pic is a case in point. If I were a hair stylist, and you came in looking so damn cute and sexy in that little outfit. I'd say, Look you seem really, really stressed. I'm going to throw in a free shoulder and neck massage. And by the way, this women is my last client of the day. Everyone else out!!!! If I had it my way, you would leave with much more than a touched up hairdo. And as for the hair it would stay the same. Just get the thrill of washing, drying, and brushing it.

Damn girl, you look so sexy in that top in your pic. Wow!!!!

bardicman 50M

5/10/2006 10:30 am

very good and very funny. I enjoyed the insight into your life.

I am not dead yet

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