The Age Thing  

rm_RasorZedge 55M
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2/14/2006 8:39 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Age Thing

OK, I'm old. So what? I'm 45 and still alive, have my hair, my teeth, can get about under my own power, don't need Viagra, can still last longer than 15 minutes, and can go multiple times.

So what's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear about a man in his 40s or 50s trying to pick up a girl 18 or so? That's what I thought. Now what comes to mind when a woman of 40 or 50 tries to pick up an 18 year old boy? Yeah. Now what are the odds of them succeeding?

I met this young girl here in chat, let's call her Alice. She was 19. We hit it off and she agreed to meet me for dinner. We had a great time just talking and listening to music and she agreed to go out with me again.

Her profile said she 'was looking for an older man with more experience to show her a few things.' Hey, perfect; I'm older. So I gave it a try. Alice very politely said that I was older than she had in mind, she was looking for someone between the 20 and 22.

It was all I could do to keep from rolling on the floor laughing my ass off! I mean really. As Eddie Murphy once said '..ya'll don't know how to fuck yet.'

Just for the record, the rest of the evening went perfectly. In fact, Alice and I saw each other several more times before she finally met someone. She is still a good friend.

The point of all this, ladies, is .. what's the deal? Granted some old guys are downright gross, but then so are some young ones. The same goes for the ladies as well. I know there will come a time when I will also be downright gross and I will have the good sense to recognize that. But for right now, I still have all my parts and they're in good shape.

Just my opinion, take it or leave it, I really don't care.

Good luck to all of you.

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