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I am NOT a NUMBER!!!!
I am NOT a NUMBER!!!!
OK...lissenup! Seems I've been charged with bringing tha SMACKDOWN to the clueless and making the world safe for folks owning more than three brain cells to rub together. Good thing I have nothing better to do with my time 'cause that sounds like a full-time job to me!
First, a shout out to all the peeps in the Random Rodeo (I live in Tucson - Rodeos are a big deal here - go figger) You know who you are so I'm not gonna name names - last thing ya need is someone pulling out the Patriot Act on ya and peeking through yer windows (I get dibs on the photos!) You've been a big help getting me through some tough times - make me laugh and cry and remember who I am. Thanks a bunch!
Next: We know that some of us have had (or will have) birthdays this month (Not me...I'm a Capricorn) and I just gotta say from the perspective of MY half century - "I AM NOT A NUMBER!!!" I don't have the slightest clue what a 50 year old is supposed to be, act like, look, etc. etc. etc. gag me with a fat-assed centipede! Try to tell me and I'm gonna spit that critter with WAY too many legs right in your lap!
I'll confess it's a sore point - 50??? OMG!!! Here, dude, sit down, take a load off, lemme get 'cha the oxygen bottle...FUCK YOU! And bust out the ball-gag 'cause otherwise we'll have DPS at the door and we don't need THEIR help! I'm already more than you can handle! SHEESH!!!!
Ok, fine - not exactly in showroom condition - the chiropractor took one look at the x-rays and asked, "How many years did you play football?"
"Huh?" Big blank dorky look on ma face. "NONE!" (I'll confess I'm not a fan - think it's a stupid game and I've NEVER played the wretched thing - feakin BALL looks like a blimp! Balls are ROUND ya overgrown dipsticks!)
(Anybody else wonder why car commercials look like LA car chases??? Just thought I'd ask...)
Ages are just numbers. I got one attached to me but it doesn't define who I am or what I'm capable of or what my dreams and aspirations "ought" to be. Yer gonna have to dig a bit deeper to find that stuff out.
Oh, before I go...C&C - I SWEAR the motorcycle got repossessed the freakin NEXT day! Didn't mean for it to happen or to leave ya hanging or anything like that. Disappointed MY ass, too!!!! I don't blame ya for thinking I'm some kind of weirdo cyber lurker or worse. I'm not. REALLY! (Buttplugs still haven't told me how to get the damn thing back! Eff 'em!)
5/20/2005 2:04 pm
LOL random great blog xxxooo Looking forward to the rants musings and retorts Random style!|
5/20/2005 11:43 pm
*scribbling my name on my chair* Oh this is gonna be funnnnnnnnnnnnnn!|
Yanno we love all 50 yrs of ya brat!
5/21/2005 3:45 am
*scribbling my name on my chair at ringside* Oh this is gonna be funnnnnn!!!!|
Random you know we love all 50 yrs of you brat!!
Sin like you mean it!
7/20/2005 4:31 am
I saw you on the cam the other night. You do not look 50. You do not
talk fifty, and you do not act 50. And you are right it is just a
number. And based on your spirit and intelligence you have a long
way to go before you "act your age". Do you know how old Jack Lalane
(exercise guy)is? In his 80's! I saw him on a program a few weeks ago
and he is still going strong! And looking good too I might add.