Dictionary for decoding Women  

rm_Rae007 41M
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4/28/2006 10:39 am

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Dictionary for decoding Women

I received this on email from a friend; I thought it's funny so I am sharing! , and Oh just for the info the email sender was a Girl and she thought it's funny too hehe!

Dictionary for decoding Women's personal Ads.

Right Chemistry = Smelly feet!
Sexy and adventurous = Slept with everyone in town AND/OR a Pathological liar.
Cyber-sex only = I don't want them to see my....
Show me fine things in life = Show me the Cash $$!
I am only checking the site out = Yeah Right!.
Bi + Girls Only = Lesbian.
Athletic = No breasts.
Big Boobs OR Sexy legs = Keep your eyes on those ONLY!
Average looking = Mooooh!
Emotionally Secure = On medication.
Free spirit = Junkie.
Friendship first = Former slut.
New-Age = Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned = No BJ's / No Anal.
Open-minded = Desperate.
Outgoing = Loud, Embarrassing and vulgar.
Wants Soul mate = Stalker.
Older men ONLY = Fat wallets ONLY!
Already have a BF = Replace the useless!
Ugly Pic + I am pretty = To Planet Mars Beauty Standards, Maybe?


Translate Women:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You'll be dead meat
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = I'm close to exploding, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


Translate Men:

1. Yes = Yes
2. No = No
3. Maybe = Maybe
4. We need = We need
5. I am hungry = I am hungry
6. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
7. I am tired = I am tired
8. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
9. I love you = Let's have sex now.
10. I am bored = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. May I have this dance? = Do you want to have sex?
12. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
13. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
14. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
15. I am sorry = I am sorry to have married you!
16. We need to talk = so you calm down, you hysterical nut.
17. Sure, go ahead = You'll do what you want anyway.
18. Do what you want = And I can watch sport.
19. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.

VATraveler1948 68M

4/28/2006 11:30 am

Welcome to the Blogs!

Cute message, you need to follow up with that friend, she sounds like she has a nice sense of humor... and a dirty mind, what a combination!)

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
4/28/2006 3:20 pm

LOL ~ thx, welcome to da blogz

rm_CrazieGirly 29F
1 post
5/3/2006 7:20 pm

very funny, I like it... ahahah!

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