Would You Let Me Spank You?  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
12865 posts
8/26/2006 5:21 am

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9/3/2006 8:35 am

Would You Let Me Spank You?

Last night we were at the usual place for our weekly meet and greet and either I am getting real old or the crowd is getting younger and younger Not that I mind

So of course I am doing my normal flirting around and all of a sudden this little stud muffin comes up to me and says "It is my friend's 21st birthday", I responded and said "OH OH WHERE IS HE? HE NEEDS A SPANKING!" This guys lit up brighter than a 4th of July sky!!!

So I go over to his friend and whisper in his ear and say "I hear you need a spanking?!" He about jumped out of his pants and was terrified. You would have thought I was carrying a whip or something, geez!! Anyways he is all giddy and nervous and says "Oh no no, that is okay." I look at his friend puzzled and said "You would let me spank you, wouldn't you?" He grinned and said "Oh god, yes I would!!!"

I spun on my heels and looked at him and said "Your friend is boring for a 21 year old." He laughed.

A few minutes later, this young girl comes up to me and starts casually chatting and I lean over and tell her "Hey, it is that guy's birthday." She said "I know, he is my brother." I looked at her and said "Well his friend is sure a lot of fun and hot as hell." She grinned and said "I know that is my husband."

LMAO!!! I ran at that point, hehehehehehe

If it was your birthday, would you let me spank you?

Purry {=}


rm_Imontheedge 57M
21 posts
8/26/2006 5:50 am

Honey if it were my birthday I'd demand that you spank me. Then there are any number of things I'd do to you starting with giving you a back rub, then rubbing and rubbing ...

sweetlovethe9 41M

8/26/2006 5:54 am

a new meaning to birthday licks huh? Well that's fine..as long as you let me return the favor.. wink lol

a little hair pulling and butt smacking and tapping as pay back?
What do you think of that jack?

your first crazy comment of the day...signed, sealed and delivered by



8/26/2006 5:56 am

would i let you spank me..... oh god yes...

you could tie me up. strip me naked and have you way with me....

and thats just for starters.....


rm_SprkyCplLv69 57M/50F
32 posts
8/26/2006 6:17 am

Purry even if it wasnt my Bday you could spank me to your hearts desire lol

luv_bunny4u 51F

8/26/2006 6:35 am

What a GREAT Story, I could of only Imagined what the hell you were thinking.. Heck you should of gave them all a Good Spankin' sounds like they need it..
you know Ill send the UPS man to your door hes got a BIG Package with some new WHIPS in it for your future customers....

catkit13 66F

8/26/2006 7:13 am

you, bet, and sail would join in, right?

zatox_altern 60M

8/26/2006 7:22 am

Nice twist and well told. My Mistress has a whip lol.



rm_pagan380 65M
4405 posts
8/26/2006 8:08 am

You bet! My sweet tanned ass is yours anytime you want it.

Come play naked in the sunshine and dance naked under the stars.


rm_KirkVW44m 55M
688 posts
8/26/2006 8:22 am

You could do anything you liked to me on my birthday Purry Funny story but could of been worse had you said " I wouldn't mind taking that other young man to bed lol... I wonder what kinda response that might of got you *wink.

rm_kaolack4 62
6 posts
8/26/2006 8:26 am

Great story.

greatguyintul 55M
2102 posts
8/26/2006 9:47 am

You could spank me ONLY after I get an 8x10 glossy AUTOGRAPHED picture of you; preferably that SMOKING hot picture that you are using now! (Our other plane is in Baltimore today for the day. UGH. I tried REALLY hard to get that trip!)

Talk about PASSION, ROMANCE and EROTIC... CLICK HERE: greatguyintul

spacecadet561 60M

8/26/2006 10:17 am

You can do to me whatever you want on my birthday (February 2), as long as it doesn't leave any scars.

Those young whipper-snappers don't know who they're missing when they don't take you up on your offers.


tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
8/26/2006 11:13 am

hey, I regularly have moments when I wish I had a pair of socks to shove in my mouth to stop me from saying stuff. I wish I had seen your face, lmao.

I don't want to be spanked but I would quite happily spank someone if they wanted me to. I am a giver not a taker

Bye everyone, it was a blast

rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
8/26/2006 11:55 am

Not if I could help it....

unless we were able to negotiate some kind of agreement.....

somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
8/26/2006 12:05 pm

Just as I nearly had the answer I forgot the question.

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
8/26/2006 12:51 pm

should have asked her if she was bi..lmao

Its good to be...ME

rm_JohnMacLaine 50M
585 posts
8/26/2006 4:00 pm

ummm..let me think about that....


"I can retain neither respect or affection for a government which has been moving from wrong to wrong in order to defend its own immorality" Mahatma Ghandi

agedinwood757 64F
297 posts
8/26/2006 4:07 pm

Birthday spanking, hmm when I younger it was punches. My favorite line for these types is "21..... I have shoes older thsn you".


tadpudgy 56M

8/26/2006 5:10 pm

Uh....is this a trick question? I'll be 46 on Oct 11!! And i will request the next day off from work too so i can recover!!! YOW=GASMS!!!

cougarprey4play 41M

8/26/2006 5:22 pm

Spanking isn't my thing but if I had been him - being at a M&G, being my 21th birthday - I would have accepted the offer. That would be a story to tell later on; something to remember!

sexymermaid6956 63F
26393 posts
8/26/2006 6:13 pm

yikes a birthday spanking..lol...i will back to you on that one...lmao..


Seduce my mind and my body

rm_ironhead1956 60M
275 posts
8/26/2006 6:34 pm

I loved this one, VERY funny, especially after last weekends post.

elysianpleasure 47M

8/26/2006 7:15 pm

I have a moto... "Try anything once. Do it often if he feels goods." So I would give it a try...

rm_AnxiousInPa 50M

8/26/2006 8:34 pm

Just one word.. absolutely.. Can I get a meet and greet invite..oh my!

blackleather2006 51M/49F

8/26/2006 9:13 pm

Commenting for D as I know exactly what he would say:

"Oh hell ya!"

And btw D's birthday IS coming up later this year!

MarcoPolo197676 40M
541 posts
8/26/2006 10:14 pm

Only if you let me do something bad first.

sparkey5811 58M

8/26/2006 10:16 pm

It wouldnt have to be my birthday any day you ask I would enjoy trying to make you happy. Nice dream for me.

florallei 99F

8/26/2006 10:41 pm

LOL, thanks for offering but just got one a few days ago, LOL

baycpl1965 51M/51F

8/27/2006 5:32 am

Purry, you could spank us anytime, Birthday or not.... would never turn down the chance to be smacked on the ass from you.

goodatpoetry2 67M
13130 posts
8/27/2006 6:52 am

I'd love to go to a meet and greet, but I don't think there's any around here.
Aren't they usually about 50 men and 2 women, though?

friendfind858 42M

8/27/2006 8:11 am

this story is the funniest one i have heard in a while...keep telling them i always need a good laugh....and yes spank away

TzarsAmuseChant 41M
2854 posts
8/27/2006 9:39 am

My birthday was Monday... is that too late to qualify? Please tell me I don't have to wait another year!

dimplesfouryou 46F
24690 posts
8/27/2006 10:41 am

That was a great story! And absolutely, you could spank me!


rm_KingEdain 46M
1848 posts
8/28/2006 9:57 am

my birthday is on Feb. 16th .......... Please oh please may i have my spanking. sounds like fun........ What else would i get or get to do? lmao. Great story by the way..... wish i could be at one of those meet and greets.

danteszippo 52M
3896 posts
8/28/2006 9:58 pm

what part of me would you want to spank?

bench13 43M

8/29/2006 5:10 am

I'd love to be spanked by you but my birthday isn't till Jan ,is there something I can do to be naughty ,so I get the punishment I really deserve,and where is the meeting place of yours tell me more ,you can contact me where the mail is hot pliskin59

jcronnie3606 37M/37F
33 posts
9/1/2006 8:04 am


It was my birthday 2 days ago.....and you can still spank me! lol I love the messages. Your mind roams as much as mine. Thanks for for the moments of levity.


rm_TheHooligan2 44M
409 posts
9/2/2006 8:36 am

huuuuummmmmmm unless she's dress in leather and latex I don't mind

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