Why Women Are Crabby ...  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
12865 posts
7/14/2006 4:06 am
Why Women Are Crabby ...

We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs.

Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.

Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.

Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend the entire day leaning

Our once flat bellies looked like we swallowed a watermelon whole and we pee'd our pants every time we sneezed. When the big moment arrived, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we had to waddle, with our big cartoon feet, moaning in pain all the way to the ER.over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learned to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we were preparing to have Rosemary's Baby.

Then it was huff and puff and beg to die while the OB says, "Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hearmeroar. Calm down and push. Just one more good push (more like 10)," warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the %*#!* (and hubby) square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10 lb. bowling ball through a keyhole.

After that, it was time to raise those angels only to find that when all that "cute" wears off, the beautiful little darlings morphed into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines.

Then come their "Teen Years." Need I say more?

When the kids are almost grown, we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our early 40's - while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday.

So we progress into the grand finale: "The Menopause," the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned "buds" or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.

Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men, when men get off so easy, INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks...

So, while I love being a woman, "Womanhood" would make the Great Gandhi a tad crabby. Women are the "weaker sex?" Yeah right. Bite me.

Send this to all the bright women you know and make their day!!! Or at least make them laugh a little..... And share it with a few good natured men as well...

Purry {=}


Purry


rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
7/14/2006 4:29 am

Sounds like a pretty thankless existence to me... I wouldn't blame you for wanting to bypass the whole "having kids" part of it altogether....

Not an option? ok, go ahead and be crabby then, your choice.

(From one who admitted 30 years ago that he was too selfish to have children.....)


free2chose2 66F

7/14/2006 4:41 am

Never had morning sickness

Had back labor with first, he's just now trying not
to be a pain at 27(ADHD)

Little to no flashes

hornier than ever

Don't worry, be Happy


ShyWhisper2006 53F
15175 posts
7/14/2006 4:44 am

Oh my this was wonderful...hell yeah we deserve to have our little "moods"....*giggles*...great post


rm_B_O_H_I_C_A 53M
342 posts
7/14/2006 4:51 am

I would never want to be a woman and give praise to all of you women out there!


rm_paapi36 80M
241 posts
7/14/2006 4:58 am

Excellant! Very well brought out the travails and tribulations of a woman. Unfortunately things in Nature have their own order, we mortals have no options to change them. We have to forbear. Homosapians,being social living in nature,take responsibility for protection & cared living of women,but unfortunately women in many countries are even today considered as commodities,it is sad. Look at the child bearing ability of any animal,the female is left unattended after the intercouse is over. To that extent we are better. All said and done hats off to WOMANHOOD, many among male population,including me, have admiration for their role in building/upbringing of human population.No more words to express their adorability.

Romantic, sexy-love warm hugs, enjoy sex 24/7 one on one, goup fun, watching porn together with joy


Cowboy_Deluxe 38M

7/14/2006 5:03 am

I hear that the "Mid life crisis" for a woman can be a motherfucker.


PurplePeach72 44F  
9199 posts
7/14/2006 6:47 am

Oh Purry,
Thanks Hun, I can always count on you for a laugh!
{=}LeeAnn


Kisses,
LA


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
7/14/2006 7:29 am

I needed this laugh this morning Purry! Thanks for posting this one!


norprin5 55M

7/14/2006 8:14 am

Purry, would it be offensive if i showed you [post 425651]?

King Nor XVIII


Looking4sex44240 54F

7/14/2006 11:01 am

So true men have no clue the crap we went/go threw, well put.


agedinwood757 63F
297 posts
7/14/2006 11:16 am

Amen Purry Amen....boy you sure hit the nail on the head. And the July hot flashes whew they are a bitch. How come they disappear in the Winter? Must be Global warming what ya think???

Love ya

Margo


TheCliticals 34F/F

7/14/2006 3:29 pm

Thanks Purry

Ive needed a reason not to marry, not to have kids, and not to get any older and now you've convinced me

Sandy


spacecadet561 59M

7/14/2006 3:29 pm

Sorry to hear that Purry's not having a good day. Please try not to snap Sail's head off. You'd miss him. Also, please try not to snap MY head off. I'd miss it.

SpaceCadetรน


MarcoPolo197676 39M
541 posts
7/14/2006 5:50 pm

Ah, yah that sucks. Sorry I cant relate, I understand now why women have a higher pain threshold, you have to. It gives us dumb macho types some appreciation of your daily struggles.


funkentjay1 55M

7/14/2006 7:07 pm

You ahve such insight i love it


funkentjay1 55M

7/14/2006 7:09 pm

You have such insight i love it


rm_abutoo2 44M
1078 posts
7/15/2006 4:54 am

I just love the picture... lol.
and if you think you've got it bad as a woman? lemme tell ya. You should try living with one of YOU! God bless! lmao...


goodatpoetry2 66M
12386 posts
7/15/2006 5:03 am

But WE had to put up with you nall through it.
Don't WE get any credit?

I didn't think so. LOL!


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