When life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
12865 posts
8/28/2006 3:35 am

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8/31/2006 4:50 pm

When life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila

When life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!!

I thought you all may get a kick out of these!!
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how muc worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Love yas,

Purry {=}


Purry


rm_ironhead1956 60M
275 posts
8/28/2006 4:15 am

That loud WHACK I heard must have been you hitting that nail on the head!!


luv_bunny4u 50F

8/28/2006 5:10 am

thanks for the morning laughter, its a great way to start the day!
Especially knowing that ill call you When im sad -- you will help get me drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made me sad Damn! thats good! lmao


rm_imtheone42 74M
485 posts
8/28/2006 6:44 am

Now that`s TRUE friendship. Thanks for the laugh!


spacecadet561 59M

8/28/2006 8:50 am

I'd hate to hear what you do to your enemies in each of those situations. It makes me glad to count you as a friend.

SpaceCadetรน


catkit13 66F

8/28/2006 5:18 pm

your advice/list only works when your friendship is shatter-proof, don't you think? and lucky for me, most of mine are!
enjoyed the post
your friend in the desert,
cat


blackleather2006 51M/49F

8/28/2006 6:26 pm

LMAO ! Great post - reminds me of a quote my daughter uses a lot:

A good friend will bail you out of jail... a true friend will be sitting right next to you saying 'Man that was FUN!'


SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
8/28/2006 10:23 pm

And as the comedian Ron white said. If life gives you lemons, make lemon aid and find someone who's life gives them vodka.

Variation on a theme: Doing a good job around here is like peeing yourself in a dark suit. You get a nice warm feeling but nobody notices.
And right now I'm sick so I'll stay away.
SR


norprin5 55M

8/29/2006 9:37 am

    Quoting blackleather2006:
    LMAO ! Great post - reminds me of a quote my daughter uses a lot:

    A good friend will bail you out of jail... a true friend will be sitting right next to you saying 'Man that was FUN!'
yeh, i've heard that too..except a little different...

a good friend will post your bail...a true friend will be sitting beside you in the cell sayin' "damn, we fucked up!"

King Nor XVIII


rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
8/30/2006 2:42 am

I think an email from my best friend got diverted to your in box. That is exactly our relationship!


DrSpots 59M

9/2/2006 5:46 am

very cute.


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