Use Of Sex Toys While Driving - Is It Safe?  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
12865 posts
3/29/2006 4:46 am

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Use Of Sex Toys While Driving - Is It Safe?

Have you seen the ad for the sex toy called Auto Suck? It goes like this:

"Enjoy your drive with the ideal mate! Plugs into any car or truck lighter for some hot roadway action. Make sure to keep one hand on the wheel and one eye on the road as the auto suck makes that long commute or road trip much more bearable. *Warning: this unit may cause ejaculation. This may be difficult to explain to your insurance company. Use at your own risk!"

Is it really safe or necessary to use one of these units while driving?

Seriously, and answer honestly, how many of you can keep your eyes open when you are having an orgasm? Come on, it's like sneezing, you just can't do it!


libgemOH 56M/52F

3/29/2006 5:46 am

I sure hope you are kidding! -B

justforfun3X3 56M
143 posts
3/29/2006 6:39 am

I've said it before...

With the battery of hot g/f's Tit Man has got he saves every drop of cum he can muster! Ain't gonna waste any on a fucking machine!

But could he keep his eyes open during an orgasm? I'll check on that really soon and let you know! Of course an orgasm with one of the 'Twin Tornadoes' is probably a lot more intense than with a "sucking machine"! lol

Tit Man


PS Got a new blog up about the "Tornadoes"!

sweetkiki3 43M/41F

3/29/2006 6:44 am

lmao... this is funny... and ur right orgasms r like sneezin u cant keep ur eyes open...lmaoooooooo ty for the laugh purry gf

bigknob1958 52M

3/29/2006 6:52 am


rm_dragonheat23 51M
1158 posts
3/29/2006 7:03 am

Road head whenever you want it. What a concept.
I'll stick to the real thing.....

rm_funinic 48M
823 posts
3/29/2006 7:30 am

Well, I've used my hand to go all the way to full satisfaction many times. Late at night when I'm sleepy it's the best way to stay awake! I try to prolong it as much as possible.

No way I'd use a toy. I don't like anything covering Mr Happy, not even a condom. If I have to, I will, for protection or contraceptive needs. But skin-skin is the best feeling!

rm_T1173 46F
250 posts
3/29/2006 7:37 am

Autosuck your joking,right? LMAO!

playdate88 49M/44F
127 posts
3/29/2006 7:52 am

hey there purry,,lmao,,crazier things occure while some drive,,, {=}

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
3/29/2006 7:59 am

What is an orgasm, if not an eye-opener? Perhaps it is best if you cannot see one? Can you send me one? I promise not to look and drive at the same time.

rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
3/29/2006 8:01 am

Yikes, Purry! What's next? Thinking that the hands free phone system in the car was a step forward for all of humanity on the road! lol

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
3/29/2006 8:35 am

I have heard of these toys before, but around here they were called Car Jack! NO I havent tried them.....and for having my eyes closed.....ALWAYS!!....thats why I get into trouble most of the time, I have my eyes closed and didnt see it cumming...LOL

norprin5 55M

3/29/2006 8:58 am

hmmm...another good reason to use the cruise-control

King Nor XVIII

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
3/29/2006 9:02 am

Surely you're kidding aren't you? This one is too much! If its real....I'd like to see it least one time!

2943 posts
3/29/2006 9:14 am

Well although I admittedly have "rubbed" a few off while sure wouldn't want to be driving next to some guy who's penis sucking device goes haywire in the middle of an orgasm...No no no!!~sweet~


(Princess Lips)

3/29/2006 9:36 am

new version of
road head


rm_mmmgoodnova 105M/105F
1259 posts
3/29/2006 10:18 am

Actually, rather than my eyes closing upon orgasm, I think they are just rolling back in my I'm not really lying when I tell people I have eyes in the back of my head.

fantasylover_05 62M

3/29/2006 10:38 am

As for the "toy"... no thanks!

As for the eyes... I have to say I am with mmmgoodnova on that one.... ROLLED BACK INTO MY HEAD!!! LOL

rm_jbmm3 45M/34F
74 posts
3/29/2006 10:49 am

Ya know purry, that is a bunch of bad shit just waiting to happen. Well naturally you close your eyes and you dont even know that your doing it half the time.

49AK 55M
1823 posts
3/29/2006 11:41 am

Think of the failure modes...

"A man was permanently disfigured today as he drove down Main Street, and his autoerotic vacuum short-circuited, and fried his penis. The extreme heat caused his penis to swell, which prevented him from removing the device.

"He lost control of his vehicle, and rear-ended a 23-year old exotic dancer. With his car."

So, I guess it does plump when you cook it.

rm_MrRite23 45M
156 posts
3/29/2006 11:52 am

They should sell that at truck stops and weigh stations.


MikeMix47 63M
206 posts
3/29/2006 12:09 pm

Can you imagine the explanation to the crash-investigation officer? Or the newspaper article about the accident?

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
3/29/2006 12:43 pm

I am not kidding. This actually exists!! I can see it now going down the road and seeing a truck who looks like he is sneezing

Purry {=}


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
3/29/2006 12:43 pm

I am not kidding. This actually exists!! I can see it now going down the road and seeing a trucker who looks like he is sneezing

Purry {=}


ShawnRikar 36M
9 posts
3/29/2006 2:05 pm

i have never had to close my eyes while having an orgasm, but every woman i have been with does, although i cannot say for sure if they were good at faking it or if they actually were...there may be something to this i will have to check it out. That is one of the few things i have not to experiment, heheheh.

rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1140 posts
3/29/2006 2:52 pm

I keep my eyes open as I orgasm!! It's more intense to watch D's eyes as I cum! He likes watching me, and it makes it better to know he is getting off by me....getting off!! I don't know about using one of those things though, I prefer a live hand, as we play "Dandy Driver"!!!


NSAAddict 42F

3/29/2006 3:43 pm

Definitely close the eyes here, and omg I can't believe they actually sell that Purry, where did you find it advertised??

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/29/2006 7:20 pm:
I was shopping for odd sex toys and came across it!

__Huntress__ 55M/57F

3/29/2006 4:05 pm

Hysterical ! And so were the comments ! Gives new meaning to the words "traffic jams" ...


trish778 43F

3/29/2006 4:21 pm

Oh my!! Doesn't this fall under all those "Don't ____ while driving" warnings? I don't think the roads will ever be safe. No wonder there's a warning about explaining it to your insurance company.

oldude1946 70M

3/29/2006 5:10 pm

I got a blow job many times while driving my truck, it makes it hard on ya

NiceGuyMush 46M

3/29/2006 8:24 pm


You got one vivid imagination girl
Living with you must be a whole heap of fun

Keep em coming ... the stories that is



rm_4nik8_4u 61M
2501 posts
3/29/2006 9:09 pm

it's safer than a head wedged under the steering wheel!

bullseyetou 62M
175 posts
3/30/2006 4:45 am

ROFLMAO! - I'll pass - Having my penis even remotely connected to a cigarette lighter scares the hell outta me.

watcheru369 51M

3/30/2006 10:46 am

    Quoting rm_PurryKitty2:
    I am not kidding. This actually exists!! I can see it now going down the road and seeing a truck who looks like he is sneezing

    Purry {=}
There's development on cars that drive themselves, so you need to do something and life is so easy hands free, maybe I should invent a voice activated version Go Go Gadget Auto Suck

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/30/2006 2:57 pm:
I love Inspector Gadget!

rm_funinic 48M
823 posts
4/2/2006 12:58 am

Had fun through four different states in the last 24 hours on the drive to DC...

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/2/2006 6:41 am:
You are in DC? Email me and lets have a drink!

rm_funinic 48M
823 posts
4/10/2006 9:28 am

... and three on the way back.

Twice in Missouri thanks to imagery provided by Huntress.

Photographic evidence is in my profile if you care to see...

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