Top Ten signs you're at a NASCAR fan's funeral  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
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2/17/2006 9:06 am

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Top Ten signs you're at a NASCAR fan's funeral

Okay, now that I let the cat out of the bag and admitted to you all that I am a NASCAR fan, I thought we could have a lil fun with it being the first race weekend and all

Top Ten signs you're at a NASCAR fan's funeral

10. Casket features an exact replica of the GM Goodwrench paint scheme
9. The deceased is referred to as being "out of provisionals"
8. Heart-stirring eulogy delivered by Dr. Jerry Punch
7. "Amazing Grace" is performed by a 9-year-old girl from Bristol, Tennessee
6. Only the first 43 cars are allowed in the procession
5. Hearse referred to as the pace car
4. Procession weaves back and forth to keep heat in the tires
3. Cars caught speeding leaving the church have to go to the rear of the procession
3. Cars caught speeding leaving the church have to go to the rear of the procession
2. First time mourners have an orange stripe on the trunk of their car

And the number one sign you're at a NASCAR funeral:
1. No coolers over 14 inches allowed in the chapel

Funny, huh?

Purry {=}


Purry


outdoorman94 47M

2/17/2006 9:56 am

LOL i SEE WERE GEARING UP FR THE WEEKEND....LOL


PassionKisses4Me 44F

2/17/2006 10:11 am

Woooo Hoooo Bristol, Tennessee...This girl drives by the track every day

~Becky~


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