This was some girl's NIGHT OUT!  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
12865 posts
2/2/2006 11:25 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

This was some girl's NIGHT OUT!

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten overenthusiastic on Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk & walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These damn girl nights have got to stop.

I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties! "
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck between the crack of her ass that said "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."


fantasylover_05 62M

2/2/2006 11:49 am

That is funny Purry!! LMAO

Love it.. Thank you!

THEcowgirl37 33F
5 posts
2/2/2006 12:04 pm

LOL That is great!!!

angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
2/2/2006 12:50 pm

THAT was really funny! I have to remember this one.

KDR305 46M/46F

2/2/2006 2:56 pm

Good one. It reminds me of a joke I once knew about a Scotman on his way home from the Pub.

I'm going to try and remember the whole joke. If I can, I'll post it on my blog.

pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
2/2/2006 7:12 pm


Deepthroat215 52M
328 posts
2/2/2006 7:50 pm

Or how about, "You finally get some rest - The Football Team"

sircookalot 51M
110 posts
2/5/2006 6:47 am

roflmao purry

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