Things Stressed Women Say At Work  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
12865 posts
1/13/2006 2:34 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Things Stressed Women Say At Work

1. Okay! Okay! I take it back. Unf%ck you.

2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing

3. Well this day was a total waste of makeup.

4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?

5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.

6. Do I look like a people person?

7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?

11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable

15. Stress is what you have when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.

16. Back off! You're standing in my aura.

17. Don't worry, I forgot your name too.

18 I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.

19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

21. Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done.

22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?

24. Earth is full. Go home.

25. Aww, did I step on your little itty bitty ego?

26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth

28. You are depriving some village of an idiot

29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

30. Look in my eyes...do you see one ounce of gives-a-shit?

My favorites are 27, 14,and 2

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rm_jynxgurl 30F
209 posts
1/13/2006 6:20 pm

lmof haha funny stuff!! all of these are my favourite!! check out my murder list Deaths in blogland!! oh and happy belated birthday!!! ^_^ hehe!!


caressmewell 53F

1/13/2006 7:35 pm

#29 is one of my favorites


jakblack36 48M

1/14/2006 8:42 am

I think #12 works for me


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