The Toys In Your Closet  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
12865 posts
9/5/2006 5:09 pm

Last Read:
9/6/2006 4:43 pm

The Toys In Your Closet

I recently did a team building exercise at work where you had to break your life out into 5 year increments and each block represented what you would find in your closet at that age.

For example:

0-5 = a baby doll
5-10 = donny osmnond records
10-15 = my diary

Do you know this woman at work drew a vibrator in her 30-35 year block? Now I know that is probably dead on, but the fact she said it at work was hilarious!! We all rolled on the floor.

So tell me what kind of toys are in your closet?

Purry {=}


Purry


firestarter665 42M/39F

9/5/2006 5:54 pm

That is hilarious and yet so admirable that she is comfortable enough to say this at work.


nrg55 65M

9/5/2006 5:56 pm

50-55 How To Books...that are more aptly named Done Now Books.


marriedsex6419 52M

9/5/2006 6:14 pm

40-45 - The only toys IN my closet are ones I could get rid of and certainly will get rid of after moving soon.


rm_skyeone2 64M/45F
7186 posts
9/5/2006 6:14 pm

Thanks for your comments earlier Purry, they are truly appreciated.

As for the toys you'd find in my closet, lol, not much, just a stuffed animal that was given to my mother for me when she was pregnant with me. So technically that toy is older than I am, and truthfully it actually stands on my nightstand, not hiding in my closet.

Skye


Blessed Be


wants2cyber 42F

9/5/2006 6:17 pm

LMAO!!

25-30: Unopen boxes of sexy toys
30-35: Bunch of empty boxes


dimplesfouryou 45F
24690 posts
9/5/2006 6:27 pm

This is so funny! I just posted about the same thing! Great minds, eh?

Let's see...half a box of condoms, two vibrators, oil...the usuals!

Dimps


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 9/5/2006 7:16 pm:
Too funny@ On my way to read your post.

PlaynAgain 54F

9/5/2006 7:04 pm

**blushes** I'd embarrass myself if I told LOL

"Attitude is everything. Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, It's about learning to dance in the rain."


rm_imtheone42 74M
485 posts
9/5/2006 7:36 pm

No toys just some unused condoms....well I guess it would be sort of icky to keep used ones there. lol Actually what I meant was they are past their expiration date. I need HELP!


SquirtMeister52 64M  
89 posts
9/5/2006 7:43 pm

Lets just say I call it my Gang Bang in my Beside Table Drawer. Then again there would be the large collection of Books I have collected over the last 25 years.


Peche85 31F

9/5/2006 8:17 pm

I don't even have a closet here But in my closet at my parents house it is full of old clothes, my old sports outfits, and heaps of teddy bears. No interesting toys hiding in my closet... yet


rm_ironhead1956 60M
275 posts
9/5/2006 8:26 pm

I can't say, she wants out. Dont't tell anyone.


tight_n_tasty2 50F

9/5/2006 8:37 pm

that is so funny but it's nice that she was comfortable to do it to me that means she was free to express herself sexually at work without a lawsuit which is nice to hear for a change~and by the way you two are such a good looking couple~


HeatedCondition 60M
890 posts
9/5/2006 11:24 pm

10-15 One worn out Playboy magazine
15-20 A few worn out Playboy magazines
20-25 Two stacks of Playboys
25-30 Open closet door, be buried by 6 foot high unstable stacks of Playboy mags
30-35 Can't close closet door; too many Playboys
35-40 Wife moves in; closet found empty after work one day
40-45 A stack of porn videos, one dildo, two vibrators
45-50 10 stacks of porn videos, 3 worn out dildos, 5 vibrators, a pile of used up batteries, and 20 empty prescription containers for Viagra


SuperAdventurous 37M
258 posts
9/6/2006 8:17 am

I dont get it... Having a slow day today.


SuperAdventurous 37M
258 posts
9/6/2006 8:20 am

Ok... Now I get it. hehe...

0-5 = My teddy?
5-27 = My winky

Closest thing to a toy that I have in my closet these days is some golf clubs... Boring


multitasksextoy 58M  
3511 posts
9/6/2006 10:41 am

Nothing in the closet,I like to keep everything out and ready!!!! Later purry
RAWHIDE


spacecadet561 59M

9/6/2006 4:57 pm

0-5: clothes, Tonka trucks
6-10: clothes, Matchbox cars, toy trains
11-15: clothes, Matchbox cars, model trains
16-20: clothes, Matchbox cars, model trains, a few soft porn mags
21-25: clothes, Matchbox cars, model trains, a bunch of hard porn mags.
26-30: clothes, Matchbox cars, model trains, a bunch of hard porn mags and a few hard porn videos.
31-35: larger clothes, Matchbox cars, model trains, a bunch of hard porn mags and a bunch of hard porn videos and a box of condoms.
36-40: larger clothes, Matchbox cars, model trains, a bunch of hard porn mags and a bunch of hard porn videos and a box of condoms.
41-45: larger clothes, Matchbox cars, model trains, a bunch of hard porn mags and a bunch of hard porn videos and a box of condoms.
46-49: larger clothes, Matchbox cars, model trains, a bunch of hard porn mags and a bunch of hard porn videos and a box of condoms.

SpaceCadetรน


freebreeze_0 64M
40 posts
9/8/2006 11:06 pm

My toys are in my dresser next to the bed, where I can get to them fast.


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