Superhero Sex Questions  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
12865 posts
5/17/2006 3:44 am

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Superhero Sex Questions

I was reading the DC Comics this morning and was wondering:

Does wearing all that tight unbreathable fabric make superheroines itchy down there?

Do people with one piece jumpsuits have to get butt naked to go to the bathroom?

Purry {=}


rm_PeanutJackie 35F
1286 posts
5/17/2006 4:19 am

I bet they use Shower-To-Shower powder to keep from itching!

"I am beautiful no matter what you say, words can't bring me down. So don't you bring me down today."

Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
5/17/2006 4:50 am


What they don't show in the comics is when all the superheroines and supervillianesses go into a private dressing area, strip down, and rub lotion on each other to take care of the itching....

About the bathrooms....never thought about...and I wish I couldn't think about it now....

NG61...fading back into the shadows....

sexyariesgirl 57F

5/17/2006 5:04 am

Oh Purry! I do love the way your mind works!!!!!!!!

Power To FOK

rm_gerson42 52M
2419 posts
5/17/2006 5:16 am

Superheroines are immune from itching down there. It is one of there powers.

reverend21 49M
1913 posts
5/17/2006 6:31 am

you have too much time on your hands, and you need a vacation

but I figure bat girl with all her gadgets has a quick release sanp for just such and emergency

AshenMagusDonor 71M
57 posts
5/17/2006 8:23 am

That reminds me of a story that happened to my ex years ago. She was wearin a one piece hot pants outfit...managed to get totally drunk. Found her in a coat closet she thought was a bathroom, pants down to her knees...but was able to get her untangled from all the coats before she did her thing,. To this day she can't understand why there were so many people in that bathroom. Have a good one love.

RoyalPurpleRose 51F

5/17/2006 8:40 am

Thought about that too. But I've never seen any of them drink anything either ... so maybe they don't have to go?

~Kisses, RPR

concupiscentKid 40M

5/17/2006 10:47 am

Heck, if they can leap tall buildings in a single bound,
then they can hold 'it' for a long time.

SecretEarNoTears 47F  
766 posts
5/17/2006 2:46 pm

I bet they must get regular wax jobs to prevent all that itching....nice and smooth nothing to get caught up in the velcro or snaps!

I think we all have too much time on our hands or are just procrastinators today (I am)

oldude1946 70M

5/17/2006 8:12 pm

I don't know, I'm naked most of the time any way

rm_TheHooligan2 44M
409 posts
5/18/2006 3:20 pm

cool supergirl pic you stole off the net LOL

oh what a bizza question since superheros never had any sex but as for taking a shit well maybe they possiblely hold it longer then normal human beings.

norprin5 55M

5/18/2006 7:54 pm

superbeings don't go to the bathroom


'cause, like, what if you're sittin' there, dealin' with the memory of last night's Burrito Night at Smokin' Larry's, and all of a sudden yer Super senses start buzzin', help, help, i've fallen and i can't reach my beer!...well, yer pretty much screwed, arncha?

King Nor XVIII

earthShiva 59M

5/18/2006 9:49 pm

They're just like us, sweetie! They all have their straitlaced identities to take care of the shit, and when they put on their capes, they show off their REAL POWERS!

We're ALL superheroes!

rm_funinic 48M
823 posts
5/19/2006 9:44 am

This Superhero (LibidoMan) wears comfortable breathable lycra/coolmax blend Supersuit. Taking off all my clothes faster than anyone can see me move is part of my Superhero powers, so using a public restroom isn't a big deal.

rm_MustangD6644 51M
1031 posts
5/21/2006 12:31 am

What about Safe Sex?

What about contraception?

Would giving Superman head be dangerous when he shoots his load?

What would hapen if he crossed his eyes in pleasure, would he burn a hole in his ladyfriends head with his laser vision?

They never really explored these questions did they?


Congrads on your Anniversary.

rm_sonja129 41T
1 post
5/23/2006 9:16 am

@TheHooligan2: "superheros never had any sex" is not true because Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Girl of the Fantastic Four have a child so they must have had sex.
Bruce "Batman" Wayne was publicly known as a playboy a long time (until Frank Miller changed his style towards The Dark Knight) so we may presume that he had sex on some occasions.

@Purry: "Do people with one piece jumpsuits have to get butt naked to go to the bathroom?"
- variant 1: No, they will remove the jumpsuit only when they are alone in the bathroom.
- variant 2: Actually, the suits have hidden zips or velcros.

rm_tallman6ft9 57M

5/25/2006 4:11 am


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