Sometimes You Have No Choice  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
12865 posts
6/9/2006 11:06 am

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Sometimes You Have No Choice

You know sometimes in life you really have no choice who sees you naked especially when you really were not expecting it and sometimes you have to get naked when you really dont want to.....

Now you are wondering, what in the hell is Purry going on and on about? Well, my day started at 7:45 a.m.(THAT WAS NOT PLANNED) when my maids came into my room and I am completely naked in my bed! "HOLY SHIT" I said...."I didnt realize you were coming this early"..... Those poor dears.....the things they must anyways, I got up ran into the bathroom and grabbed my robe and managed to find my way to the coffee pot. (Remember, I was up late with Lexi)

After a few cups of java, I had to head to the "Dreaded Yearly Girl Check Up" and guess what, Yep time to be naked again in front of people I really dont want to be" Glad that is over for the next year LOL!
So, who have you been naked in front of either unplanned or someone you really dont want to be naked in front of, but had no choice?

Purry {=}


PurplePeach72 44F  
9199 posts
6/9/2006 11:42 am

Our 3 year old walked in on us just this weekend. Yes, we do have those child proof things on the door but she has learned to take them When I noticed her she was standing next to the bed with her head laying on her hands watching. When we made eye contact, she smiled at me then said to Steve:"I told you to get off my mommy, right now!"....LMAO

We've had to lock the youngest Great Dane out b/c he doesn't like it if you get to screaming, crying, excited in anyway, he feels the need to stick his head in between and whine and bark....pretty funny to watch.

Take a long hot shower and relax for the rest of the day.


rm_gerson42 52M
2419 posts
6/9/2006 11:56 am

I would never ever be caught in public naked. Not even one side of me. lol
That aside, crap... just busted the other day. Took over a house lease from another guy and while he was moving out, I was moving in. Poor guy, just came into the room to say he was leaving. I was laying in the middle of the bed, flagstaff raised... left exposed as a result of my partner rolling our of harms way.
What can I say, you gotta learn to knock. Right?

49AK 55M
1823 posts
6/9/2006 12:21 pm

I have two minds about this... the first is, who cares who sees you naked? In most cases, I am in MY private space... or in the presence of a professional (doctor, not hooker), and they get what they deserve for seeing me naked.

On the other hand, I have those occasional dreams about being naked in public... and over time, I've gotten more comfortable with those too... I used to wake up in a panic... now I just go with the flow.

As for who has actually seen me naked in public, other than truckers as they drive by me when I am driving without my pants on, pretty much nobody.

spacecadet561 60M

6/9/2006 12:57 pm

I can't say I've had those problems, but must say, again, Purry, that you have nothing to be ashamed of in the looks department.


Dildo_replacemen 38M

6/9/2006 1:06 pm

I've been naked in front of doctors and nurses, it doesn't bother me. The most shocking and unplanned exposure for me was about a year ago. Went skinny-dipping (drunk) at the beach with a couple of friends and a bunch of girls we had met earlier that night. The girls had swim suites, the guys did not. I ended up fooling around with one of the girls in the water and got pretty aroused. When we all ran out of the water we found ourselves in front of about 20 guys and a few cops trying to break up a fight. The fight did stop pretty quick! Just a very weird situation to find yourself nude in front of police with everybody staring at you when your aroused.

BltGuy 56M  
37 posts
6/9/2006 1:30 pm

Amazing the powers a "night-stick" has.......

concupiscentKid 40M

6/9/2006 2:52 pm

Once my sweatpants caught fire.
I got them off just in time.

vrec_dawn 40M

6/9/2006 3:46 pm

It was when I had my appendix removed that I gave up caring about that. It was like, either I can be emberassed, or I can just decide it doesn't matter. Since then I've not really been too concerned about people seeing me naked. Though I try not to scare people by making them endure that sight.

IDsatisfaction 52M

6/9/2006 4:11 pm

This is a true story - I was getting dressed in the coaches locker room, thought I was alone, when the female volleyball coach walked in looking for some equipment. She wasn't looking for mine. I quickly ducked behind an open locker and got a towel. (she came into the men's thinking we were taking all of the pre-wrap and there was none on her side)

leegs55 55M

6/9/2006 4:31 pm

i whish i was one of your maids!!!!

oldude1946 71M

6/9/2006 5:33 pm

It don't make me a rats ass one way or another

somf1963 54M

6/9/2006 8:42 pm

You'll live this.When I was 18 I was playing around with my friends sister that lived across the street from our farm she was 26.One spring sunday morning I walked over to see if mark was home.His sister was sitting on the porch ina pair of daisy dukes and a bikini top.She told me her parents had drag mark to church.Pulling her knees to her chest I could see her pussy parted by the seam in the shorts.One thing lead to another and shortly we were in her run sweating away.When we heard he parents walk in the door.She tells me you gotta hide.She throws me my clothes and I jump in the closet.Just as I close the door making sure not to catch my cock in the french door.Her mother walks in the room and starts yelling at her for still being in bed.Then ask here what she wanted to wear to her grandmothers house.With her hands on the door I'm behind shaking.As soon as her mom leaves the room she opens the window and pulls me out of the closet and starts pushing me out the window.I slip out the window buck naked still with a hard-on talking to her I get dressed and turn around.The neighbor has there whole church group there for a cook out as I turn around they start to clap and laugh.

rm_funandhot383 33F
1727 posts
6/9/2006 8:44 pm

Hmm one of my old fuck buddies house mates. He worked during the week not far from my home town so we thought hey lets do it in the living room. He didn't come back during the week. Well good ol me forgot it was the school he worked at spring break OH Shit we both stark naked. The worse part i knew he had a thing for me since we met at a highschool knowledge bowl meet. He locked his roomies out of the comp thinking that was he was getting his revenge on us well yea not talkin on yahoo or msn didn't stop us from having fun but we just made sure he wasn't around and started locking the door. So if he came in we could head towards the bedroom faster lol.

rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
6/10/2006 7:11 am

To be honest I do not mind being naked in front of anybody and unfortunately it has not happened it a while....***sigh***....time to do some changing.

goodatpoetry2 67M
13100 posts
6/10/2006 8:50 am

When I was 15, I was screwing my girlfriend and heard a knock at the door. Thinking that it was her younger brother, looking for his daily bribe, I got up and went to the door with a quarter.
It was her Mom, home early from work.
I'll take a maid, anyday!

Djeeper1987 47M

6/10/2006 7:05 pm

wait don't you remember catching me naked in the shower and you threw up in the tub.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA that is just too funny!!

Carpe Diem

lindaloves2000 47F
30 posts
6/11/2006 12:20 pm

jerry sienfeld said it best in his show of the same name, "there is good naked and bad naked". You've obviously got a feel for the latter kind this time.


rm_bronzbuns2 63M
36 posts
6/11/2006 9:17 pm

Can we have another picture of you without your arm covering your breasts? You're an exceptionally beautiful and exciting lady. Wish I could know you better.

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