Social Security  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
12865 posts
6/2/2006 4:44 am

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6/5/2006 9:24 am

Social Security

After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet
at Home "I will have to go home and come back later."

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I told my wife about my experience at the social security office.

She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability

Oh how bad!

Purry {=}


Djeeper1987 47M

6/2/2006 5:51 am

So Bad, Laughing my ass off.

Carpe Diem

honeycomb1974 44M/42F
282 posts
6/2/2006 6:54 am

That was cold, but a good one. Honey

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
6/2/2006 7:32 am

OMG! That was funny! I've got to tell that one tonight at girls night out.


6/2/2006 8:04 am

LMAO that was a good one!!

tawny35 46F
1 post
6/2/2006 9:48 am

This one is hilarious, loved it!!!

Bladesong 40F
476 posts
6/2/2006 12:05 pm

LMAO that was halarious. Thanks Purry!

~It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved!

Be Good to those around you!


alchemistz9 56M

6/2/2006 1:41 pm

Great Purry!

rm_TheHooligan2 44M
409 posts
6/2/2006 3:14 pm

dude I'm sooooo sorry but that was well I hate to put this way but who cares.

that was somewhat lame. good for a chuckle but still lame

vrec_dawn 39M

6/2/2006 4:16 pm

EEeeeewwwwww. Old man junk is not a picture I need. Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts. I'm not that old yet...

wanderlust01970 50M

6/2/2006 4:51 pm

Hey Purry, good's an old silly joke a friend sent years ago...surprised it's still in my joke folder -

A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DAMN jar open!"

FunandFrisky79 41M/36F

6/2/2006 4:53 pm

OMFG!!! That was GOOD!!!


SortsOmensAlien 58M
243 posts
6/3/2006 4:32 am

LMAO..That was funny...


Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
6/3/2006 5:37 am

LMAO! Too funny - good one!!!


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