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Things I've learned from raising a boy. (I know this is long, but please try to make it to the end)
A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4" deep
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a
Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
Super glue is forever.
No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
[color red\Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
It will, however, make cats dizzy.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends,with or without kids.
3/4/2006 6:50 am
I'm hoping to have Lil Sophia instead of Lil Stefan |
3/4/2006 7:30 am
I love this one Purry! As a mom who raised two daughters...they can get into alot of trouble too. But as a grandma who has two grandsons......they can REALLY get into trouble. Already experienced the "uh-oh" as the toilet was flushing. |
3/4/2006 8:43 am
LOL! i think my husband is into teaching my daughter all those fire bomb tricks -- i bet they end up making smoke bombs!|
3/4/2006 1:54 pm
Purry---LOL!! The very first thing I thought of was making smoke--|
just an add-on thought---this probably means that some Legos do NOT pass---yikes!!!---G
3/5/2006 2:08 pm
ROFLMAO Purry, Thank you I needed a good laugh to start the day, because I know just what a shock having a grandson was to my Auntie, so you can easily imagine just how much of a shock my ex and her family are in for when Lil Mustang gets a little older. They will be ringing me up begging me to take him off their hands, so they can have a rest. Hahahahaha|
By the way people its LEGO which means play good in Danish [where Lego comes from] and there is no s on the end as its singular and plural. Sorry, just a very seriously heavy Lego artiste as a kid.