Put it to her big time all night!!!  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
12865 posts
3/8/2006 3:50 am

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3/11/2006 6:33 am

Put it to her big time all night!!!

A jumbo jet is coming into Tampa Airport on its final approach...

The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today,and I hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay." Then he forgets to switch off the intercom,

Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.

The copilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Tampa?"

Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge boobs
out for dinner. I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room, and put it to her big time all night."

Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle trying to get a look at the new stewardess.

Meanwhile, the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's so embarrassed that she starts to run toward the cockpit to turn the
intercom,off...

Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says, "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a shit first."

Good Morning!

Purry {=}


Purry


sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
3/8/2006 4:09 am

Poor stewardess


pinkzplaytoyz 49F

3/8/2006 4:17 am

OUCH!!!


justforfun3X3 56M
143 posts
3/8/2006 4:27 am

Thanks Purry!

And I'm "flying" tomorrow!

I'll keep an eye out for that "stewardess"!

BTW, pretty old joke, Luv, they've been calling them "flight attendants" for...25 years? lol

Thanks for the laugh, again!

Tit Man

Peace


danigirl1000 56F

3/8/2006 5:03 am

Purry...What a brilliant one !!!! IMAO


Babel__Fish 45F

3/8/2006 5:15 am



funny but bad joke

Thanks for the giggle

Babel {=}


rm_solystis 70M
167 posts
3/8/2006 5:18 am

hey loved the humour


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
3/8/2006 5:26 am

Why are dirty old men always taking (or leaving) craps?


Highlandcouple4 48M/45F
4 posts
3/8/2006 5:59 am

liked it very much made us chuckle


Welltester2000 36M
1 post
3/8/2006 6:51 am

Thanks for putting a smile on my face. It don't usually happen this early in the day.
Welltester2000


rm_roofpig2004 42M
55 posts
3/8/2006 7:48 am

A similiar variation...

A jumbo jet is coming into Tampa Airport on its final approach...

The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today,and I hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay." Then he forgets to switch off the intercom,

Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The pilot says to the co-pilot, "I could really use a cup of coffee and a blow job."

An embarassed stewardess start running towards the front of the plane to inform the captain that the intercom,is still on. As she's hurrying down the aisle a passenger yells, "Don't forget the coffee!"


seek_u_topia 50M

3/8/2006 9:13 am

love it. love it! love it!!! I'll think about this one all day when i need a distraction.
Thanks~


velvet_tongue_4u 70M

3/8/2006 10:20 am

The lesson learned from this is : The stew probably would never have fallen should she have worn a practical walking shoe . Perhaps her panties fell and were the culprit .
Also : Haste makes waste .
I noticed no mention of the Capt taking a shower after the crap . Must be a real pig !


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
3/8/2006 2:05 pm

the friendly skies

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


greatguyintul 55M
2102 posts
3/8/2006 7:14 pm

Hey, I'm a pilot! I added to my blog today, Purry. Can you take a look if you get a chance? Thanks!

Talk about PASSION, ROMANCE and EROTIC... CLICK HERE: greatguyintul


catseyes23 61F

3/8/2006 9:34 pm

That's so damn funny, Purry. Thanks for the laugh!


catseyes23 61F

3/8/2006 9:37 pm

    Quoting rm_roofpig2004:
    A similiar variation...

    A jumbo jet is coming into Tampa Airport on its final approach...

    The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today,and I hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay." Then he forgets to switch off the intercom,

    Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The pilot says to the co-pilot, "I could really use a cup of coffee and a blow job."

    An embarassed stewardess start running towards the front of the plane to inform the captain that the intercom,is still on. As she's hurrying down the aisle a passenger yells, "Don't forget the coffee!"
Hey Roof, I liked your version, too. Lol

Cats...


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
3/8/2006 10:43 pm

Coffee, Tea, or Me?
That was good LMAO

Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


jakblack36 48M

3/9/2006 10:09 am

LMFA) Oh Purry, you have such an awesome sense of humor, your jokes are da best!


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