Potentially and Realistically  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
12865 posts
3/3/2006 1:28 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Potentially and Realistically

FIRST, I MEAN NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE, but thought this would make you laugh

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars; and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would!
We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars...but Realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer.

Purry {=}


Purry


libgemOH 56M/52F

3/3/2006 5:29 pm

ROFLMAO!!!!! Love it!!


rm_jgbkab 42M

3/3/2006 6:29 pm

ROFLMAO! Where do you get these?


rm_joshnyadeep 65M
100 posts
3/3/2006 11:20 pm

purry!! lmoa ! bad kitty!! but cute and funny ! wow!
love ya
don!
i ve got a good one i1ll email to ya!!


FunandFrisky79 41M/36F

3/4/2006 2:52 am

LMFAO!!! Too funny, Purry! Your anecdotes always make me smile!

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sircookalot 51M
110 posts
3/4/2006 5:56 am

very funny purry, great way t ostart my morning

SC


magnum9000
166 posts
3/4/2006 8:05 am

Ha Ha Ha ,,,very good,,,,thanks.


rm_JohnMacLaine 50M
585 posts
3/4/2006 8:32 pm

{=} Purry,

NIce one...

*hugs*

John

"I can retain neither respect or affection for a government which has been moving from wrong to wrong in order to defend its own immorality" Mahatma Ghandi


rappahannock_man 61M
1102 posts
3/4/2006 9:21 pm

LMAO!


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