Poker Players Like To Bluff In The Buff  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
12865 posts
9/6/2006 3:31 am

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Poker Players Like To Bluff In The Buff

You may recall that I have told you we occassionally play strip poker, who doesn't right?

The other night we played this game called Bluff or Buff and some of the questions were hilarious!!! I will ask you one in a minute....but did you know:

Paddy Power Poker report finds many poker players play nude, tell white lies, want to destroy their computers and would swap their partners for $1 million.

Would you swap your partner for a million dollars? I wouldnt, that wouldnt even get me the kind of house I really want anymore with the way the housing prices have gone up!!!

They also said that,

Over 50% of all poker players have played the game naked or in their underwear. NO KIDDING!

More than 10% have injured themselves playing poker. How the hell do you do this?

About 60% would rather play poker than have sex. NOT ME!!! I would find a way to have sex during the poker. Perhaps instead of playing strip poker, it could be sex favor poker LOL!!!

So my Buff or Bluff question for you today is:

Tell about a time you were caught with your pants down!

Purry {=}


Purry


freetime648 52F

9/6/2006 4:29 am

I played strip poker once on a dare with 5 guys! Yep, just me and them against the world!!!!! I ended up winning without having to take off a stitch of clothing and the guys then had to do whatever I said! So, I made them run into the bedroom where our friends were screwing, and jump up and down on the bed naked!!!!!

Not so funny but at the time it was great!!!

Look Purry...no chocolate!


xx FREETIME648 xx


cougarprey4play 40M

9/6/2006 4:31 am

No amount of money would make me swap a partner!

Hurt themselves? Eh...must have to do with ante-up

Play poker over sex...60%

Haven't been caught with my pants down...yet


firestarter665 42M/39F

9/6/2006 4:36 am

Your pic with the cards covering your breasts would get Mr. Fire and myself to play poker with you every night.


rm_ironhead1956 60M
275 posts
9/6/2006 4:51 am

I worked as a waiter at a restaurant once, and got off work early, so I headed into the bar for some drinks. I met a young lady and we had more than a few margarita's, and I went to the restroom. She followed me in, and said all the women's stalls were full, could she use this one? She sat down on the seat in the stall, called me in, unzipped my pants, and started giving me a blow job, when my BOSS walked in. Instant hard on killer, and instant end to the night, we were both pretty embarrassed. In retrospect, I should have kicked his ass, he made me work New Years Eve.


ZZ_Todd 59M

9/6/2006 5:22 am

Hmmm... caught with my pants down... well, the only time that comes to mind is when my Dad nearly caught me banging the neighborhood MILF in our woods... it's one of my "Boy's Eye View" stories... can't remember which one off the top of my head and don't feel like opening another window to find it! I think it's like "Chapter 9 or 10"...


buzzdb 60M

9/6/2006 8:03 am

Love the Pic.
Was banging away in the back seat with g/f when her cousin and his date opened the car door. Oh well, already caught we finished our business while they sat on the hood of the car and waited.
Have played pool for clothes, as well as poker. BP


SuperAdventurous 37M
258 posts
9/6/2006 8:23 am

I got a poker evening on tonight... Sadly its Texas Holdem. Dont want to see any of these guys nekkid. Just want their money...

Caught with my pants down? NEVER... Im far to crafty to get caught.


rm_skyeone2 64M/45F
7186 posts
9/6/2006 8:46 am

I'm going to repeat your question here, "How the hell do you do this?" Anyone who gets hurt playing poker probably deserves it...lol. I can't imagine it personally, but who knows?

As for getting caught with my pants down, lets just say it was an eye-opening experience for my munchkin!

Skye


Blessed Be


multitasksextoy 58M  
3511 posts
9/6/2006 10:48 am

Why not just get nekid then play poker,much more fun. Pants down never,nekid ooooooopppss several times.
Later purry
RAWHIDE


rm_KingEdain 45M
1848 posts
9/6/2006 11:45 am

Poker is my hobby and 2nd job anymore. Never have played strip poker.... always wanted to. Can't think of the time when I got caught with my pants down unless you count the time I did it with the girl at the car wash..... Long story there.


spacecadet561 59M

9/6/2006 4:46 pm

After a particularly trying argument, the wife told me to go fuck myself. Not long after that, she came up to the computer room and found me jerking off to porn. She tried to feign a surprised look, but I pointed out that I was just doing what she'd told me to do (a rare event, I admit).

SpaceCadetรน


hardforyou670 46M/48F
8 posts
9/6/2006 4:47 pm

caught with may pants down. that would have to be at the state park with this hot milf in the back seat when a cop knock on the window.


Djeeper1987 47M

9/6/2006 5:06 pm

I never played. Thou I try to start one here and there. As for me with my pants down. I would never get caught.

ha

Carpe Diem


rm_Thom20000 55M/51F
66 posts
9/8/2006 3:15 pm

Hi Purry,
a three and a four....have you a 34 bust or something? Glad it wasn't reversed.

but seriously it seems everyone gets to see your breasts but your favourite fans. come on, how about some equal time for those who love you most.

thom


blackleather2006 50M/49F

9/8/2006 7:34 pm

Playing strip poker once with Doug and some friends of ours (Speilburg and Teach) and Doug was the first to loose a hand... took of his watch! Teach was the second to loose a hand... took off her shoe! I was next to loose a hand... took of my SKIRT to show my thong! An exhibitionist at heart I am! LMAO


pilot50623 54M

9/10/2006 7:29 am

oh i see that you have some fun games too !


lindaloves2000 47F
30 posts
9/14/2006 1:12 am

hmmmm. can't say i've ever been caught with my pants down but i have had my share of having my skirt raised and being caught is half the fun.

LL


1973GAL 43F

9/15/2006 5:13 am

This is a good one to answer ...

The last time I was caught with my pants down was this past summer...I met a friend off of here and it was our first meeting--we hit it off rite away! We started to kiss a bit, and I said I know of a place where we could go that is kinda dark and out of the way...He followed me to this place--we get there, I hop out of my car and hop into his truck again---we start kissing and touching...well then he gets this crazee idea that he is going to go down on me...here we were in this dark parking lot of a hotel--way in the back of it and he is going down on me..I was like whoa this is hot...well I am getting into it and then suddenly we hear this knock on the window--he looks up and there is a security guard yelling at us HAHA..I was like laughing so hard that the mood was so killed--I hopped out of the truck back into my car and we drove off to another spot!

I called that friend my flashlight buddy just because of that nite!!


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