My Train Ride To New Jersey  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
12865 posts
3/6/2006 2:15 pm

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My Train Ride To New Jersey

So being the nice person I am, I gave up my window seat on the train ride up to Jersey yesterday afternoon.

Why you ask? Well, this gentlemen got on board lap top, wires, and soda in hand and is all fumbling around and looks just pitiful. I say to myself, perhaps I should offer him the window so he can have the power outlet and then I dont have to crawl across him and his laptop when I get off. Though I am sure he would have liked that

So I politely ask him if he is getting off before or after my stop in Metropark and he says afterwards so I said "Why dont you take the window then?" I thought he was gonna jump out of his pants from my friendliness

After about an hour or so, his laptop dies because the power outlet wasn't working so he decides to take a nap. Well he decided to take his nap all crawled up in a fetal position and his ass is now on my rightside touching my hips and legs!!!! I wanted to reach over so bad and say "Ummmm, your ass is touching me" but I just couldn't. A little while goes by and I am all scrunched up hanging out in the aisle and he wakes up. I am thinking to myself THANK GOD, he is awake and will straighten up.

Well he straightened up alright, but then goes and crosses his right leg over his left and his HUGE foot is now hanging right in the middle of my space.

I was so dumbfounded that I couldnt say anything and just sat there and laughed to myself. So again, I found myself scrunched in the aisle and closed my eyes and started having wild erotic thoughts (NOT ABOUT HIM) which I will tell you about later.

However, its the last time I give up the window


Purry {=}

On a good note, I did have a really great dinner at this restaurant in Middletown called Salt Creek! And found out Middletown is where Jon Bon Jovi lives!!! And noooooooo I didnt see him, boo hoo!


rm_luvpiano2 56M
367 posts
3/6/2006 3:11 pm

Sorry to hear your good deed wasn't respected.

The thought of you sneezing on him when he woke up came to my mind.

peaches19555 61M

3/6/2006 3:23 pm

Mother Teresa would have been proud of you as am I. Sometimes kindness is not returned nor appreciated but do not let that deminish the value of the gift. Is it not easy to be kind to the gracious? Any can serve them. It is the unwashed that need it the most. You get a golden star!

norprin5 55M

3/6/2006 3:48 pm

i have a pretty sharply defined sense of space, too. what i lack in those situations is couth

King Nor XVIII

mfrancis67 49M

3/6/2006 4:17 pm

love to take a train ride .

oldude1946 71M

3/6/2006 4:44 pm

Ride da Train...Ride da Train...Hi Purry...I had a peanutbutter samich for lunch. I think I need to find me another cafe

Cowboy_Deluxe 38M

3/6/2006 6:16 pm

Hey just hold it there pretty lady.. Crawl all over my lap..I mean all over! Glad you had a safe trip!


r0ckhard2x6 53M

3/6/2006 7:38 pm

LOL I have had plane flights that were very similar. One guy was so big he could not help but spill out into my seat, leaving me squished against the wall of the plane. He was also a big sweater. YUCK!

Obviously you guy did not have a nice enough ass to make you happy it was touching your hips.

keithcancook 60M
17800 posts
3/6/2006 9:15 pm

busybody bus butts are so annoying. I hate it when they creep into my seat uninvited.

rm_ricop1379 38M

3/7/2006 12:22 am

Does not sound much like a "gentlemen."

wildoats19622 54M
3484 posts
3/7/2006 1:09 am

I could say something about the small seats, butt some people sprawl no matter how big their seat is.

All puns intended.


Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.

beewulf9 38M

3/7/2006 6:23 am

The only trains that I have been on are the ones without compartments. So having thoughts of sex associated with trains... well they have been there hidden in the back of my mind, but nothing too strong.

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