Men Are Like.......  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
12865 posts
4/14/2006 8:38 am

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4/18/2006 2:47 pm

Men Are Like.......

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like .. Bananas ...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders.. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials.. You can't believe all they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn.. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps...Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots.. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!

Guys, you all know I love you and am just having some fun

Purry {=}


Purry


RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
4/14/2006 8:58 am

13X Have you checked your totals recently? Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


mayday245 39M
1 post
4/14/2006 9:43 am

hi love
enjoy this


muscles4u2have 55M
1642 posts
4/14/2006 10:04 am

Men are like calendars, they pin you against the wall!!

So go look at Women of Blogville Calendar! JANUARY, 2007 post!!!


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/14/2006 1:23 pm:
Does this mean I get to be Ms. January? YEAH!!!!

dibi62 55M

4/14/2006 10:16 am

Hey! I resemble that remark! LOL Cute & funny just like U


velvet_tongue_4u 70M

4/14/2006 10:29 am

I'm guilty on all counts . Does this mean the honey moon is over ?


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/14/2006 1:22 pm:
I am afraid so LOL!

rm_ByNaomi 35F
1261 posts
4/14/2006 10:45 am

I'm copying and pasting as we speak
Absolutely LOVE it!

Naomi

© ByNaomi MyMirrorWithin 05'-08'


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/14/2006 1:22 pm:
Awwww such a sweetie!

bigknob1958 53M

4/14/2006 12:03 pm

RELENT FAIR PURRY RELENT...THE VOTES ARE STARTING TO TRICKLE IN BUT THEY WILL SOON TURN INTO A TORRENT...HORDES OF MALE ADMIRERERS WILL BE AT YOUR DRAWBRIDGE...WE MALES WILL HAVE OUR WAY.


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/14/2006 1:21 pm:
oh shit!

rm_BigDnLady 43M/41F
1140 posts
4/14/2006 12:57 pm

Those are so funny, and somewhat true!! LOL!! Great post as always!!

LOVE IT!!

Lady


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
4/14/2006 1:00 pm

I hope you don't mind my darling Purry....but this is just WAAAAYYY too important....

MEN AND WOMEN WHO LOVE PURRY.....

GO HERE...bigknob1958...GET PURRY NAKED CAMPAIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND VOTE


lustytaurus

P.S. Good post...LMAO


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/14/2006 1:21 pm:
Oh shit I am in real trouble huh? He has to get to a 100 replies for me to do it

rm_BigDnLady 43M/41F
1140 posts
4/14/2006 1:20 pm

Here Purry, I was sent an email a while back with those jokes and these too.

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

An insurance company.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.

Why do men have a hole in their penis?

So oxygen can get to their brains

What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?

Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

Kisses

Lady


RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
4/14/2006 2:02 pm

Hell, Purry, we'll have 100 comments by tonite. Every male in blogville has it on his blog to visit and comment. Tell Sail to get the camera ready. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/15/2006 5:55 am:
You are too cute!

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
4/14/2006 2:11 pm

Much as I would love to see a nude kitty-kat, I can't in good conscience comment on a post written with the caps-lock on.

Consider this a vote in escrow.


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/15/2006 5:56 am:
This is one I am keeping a secret

Allsleeky 36F

4/14/2006 3:10 pm

Check this one out

Menstrual cramps
Mental breakdown
Menopause LOL

Don't we love'em?


rm_CDRoss 34M
655 posts
4/14/2006 3:58 pm

lol
Cute. ^^


bigknob1958 53M

4/14/2006 4:07 pm

voodoguru1 you think I'm stupid ?you are meant to vote on my blog dumbass!!


digdug41 49M

4/14/2006 5:53 pm

hey purry those are cool if ya cant laugh at yourself ya cant laugh at anyone else and besides my fellow men seem to prove these true

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
4/14/2006 6:46 pm

    Quoting rm_VoodooGuru1:
    Much as I would love to see a nude kitty-kat, I can't in good conscience comment on a post written with the caps-lock on.

    Consider this a vote in escrow.
hahaha...in this case it is the destination, not the journey, that counts, VooDoo..LOL...but I get what you're sayin...I hope you'll reconsider...for me and your fellow bloggers..

lustytaurus


m1903a3 59M

4/14/2006 6:55 pm

My ex wife,(may she rest in peace-soon) says men are like crap, except they smell worse. Hey, I had a bath. Once.


StarFeckerINC 44M
14 posts
4/14/2006 7:18 pm

...Women are like fine wine.
They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."
.the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.
...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.
...Cling film
Useful but clingy.
...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.
...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.
...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.
...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.
...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
...Newspapers
- Older ones are not in demand.
- They're well worth looking over.
- They have a great deal of influence.
- You can't believe everything they say.
- They always have the last word.
- You should really get your own and not go borrowing your neighbor's.

and the important thing they are like nothing else on earth, the ability to shock, love, surprise, move.. you.


rm_android1960a 56M
428 posts
4/14/2006 7:56 pm

I'm hert Purry.


dasher121 36M

4/14/2006 8:45 pm

thats so wrong its great!

TheDude.


EverReady343 47M

4/14/2006 9:16 pm

JUST GET NAKED and all will be forgiven!
I'm in guys!


rm_lucky125125 47M
91 posts
4/15/2006 8:40 am

So True


rm_funinic 49M
823 posts
4/15/2006 9:52 am

> 11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

rotflmao!!!

Am I going to have to start using a separate keyboard instead of my laptop? It's going to get expensive if I spew coffee all over this thing...


timo-timo 68M

4/16/2006 11:15 am

i don't understand any of this....

now i have to go play with my limp dick....

this is so confusing, but i'm not upset....

it doesn't bother me...really...


SirMounts 102M

4/17/2006 1:08 pm

Well. I have never been so insulted in My... why, yes I have in fact. *winking*


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