Look at this  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
12865 posts
2/13/2006 6:16 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Look at this

A guy out on the golf course gets hit in the crotch.

Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said "How bad is it doc?...I'm going on my honeymoon next week.

The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; ..an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these."

He immediately drops his pants and replies,"Look at this, still in the CRATE!"

Have a great Monday!

Purry {=}


fantasylover_05 62M

2/13/2006 6:51 am


Gotta remember that one!


timberwolf6972 44M

2/13/2006 6:52 am

That's hilarious!!

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/13/2006 7:02 am

LMAO. Very funny dear.

roguebiggs 39M

2/13/2006 7:04 am

that was funny hun now I can smile when I go to work

rm_T1173 46F
250 posts
2/13/2006 7:05 am


campfirecozy 67M

2/13/2006 8:00 am

ROFL!! That's hilarious!!

Sulabula 45F
12659 posts
2/13/2006 8:22 am

hehe....good one

Sula xxx

come visit my blog

rm_bri28ma 39M
357 posts
2/13/2006 8:46 am

HAHAHAHA! What, no bow? -Bri

mackjohnny69 59M

2/13/2006 8:47 am

nice one as always


CamCumWithMe 59M

2/13/2006 8:47 am

You certainly have a way of making smiles!

hooks1952 64M

2/13/2006 9:05 am

Yup , very good I haven't heard that one before.


hugs_4_u2 39F

2/13/2006 9:13 am

lmao thx for the laugh needed it!

hugs xx

outdoorman94 47M

2/13/2006 9:28 am



2/13/2006 10:06 am

LOL, love the way you dish it, Purry!

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

7 posts
2/13/2006 10:47 am

that was funny had me lmfao

avatar08 42M

2/13/2006 11:25 am

Ok Purry, that was pretty good...how about this one?

A nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class
one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to
Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"

Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your
hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy
replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands
together in front of you and God just takes your hands

"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I
think it's your legs." The nun looked at him with the strangest look
on her face.

"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your

Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and
Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in
the air and she was saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned
her down, we'd have lost her."

The nun fainted.

sexyblokeinlincs 54M
470 posts
2/13/2006 12:40 pm

The old ones always the best!


peaches19555 61M

2/13/2006 1:06 pm

How can a woman that keeps you smiling ever get a complaint? For some reason your post had me think of the movie the Christmas Story and the uncrating of that ridiculous leg lamp.

A tip of the hat to avator08 as well!

Justwantfun1962 54M

2/13/2006 3:25 pm

Lucky bastard, wish i'd kept mine in the crate. LOL LOL LOL

jakblack36 48M

2/13/2006 7:15 pm

LMFAO hyserical, do ya think she bought it???

sweetsweet1964 52M/52F

2/13/2006 11:24 pm

Nice, He HE ....funny stuff...we have to get to work on our profile and blog, this is great....love & peace..

rm_jayelove69 55M
2 posts
2/14/2006 8:20 am

That was one of the best I've heard in a long time keep them cumming.....jaye

rm_LargeTitties 78F

2/14/2006 9:07 pm

Yes Purry....This is awesome! Great site!


joysticktx 47M

2/17/2006 12:56 am

Purry, Avatar..those are hillarious. I hope you don't mind if I use those on my friends at work.

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