Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. THE WASH CLOTH  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
12865 posts
2/3/2006 3:11 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. THE WASH CLOTH

There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal some shopping, cleaning, and cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."


curious311241 34M
145 posts
2/3/2006 8:11 pm

Now, thats funny

Deepthroat215 52M
328 posts
2/3/2006 9:06 pm

I may not be a woman, but I have kids and a four year old daughter...It is funny

groomedpubes2 59M
106 posts
2/3/2006 9:25 pm

I definetly LOL

caressmewell 53F

2/3/2006 9:40 pm

How embarassing...hehe

Sorceror07 54M

2/3/2006 10:00 pm

omg!!! i don't want to laugh at your discomfiture... but that was hysterical!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...

F1reman6969 49M

2/4/2006 2:48 am

i can only imagine what is on your doctor's report.

f 1 r e m a n 6 9 6 9

tillerbabe 56F

2/4/2006 3:02 am

Excellent! "Puttin' on the Ritz" er.. GLITZ! You're so GLAM! {=}

Sulabula 45F
12659 posts
2/4/2006 3:45 am funny...but embarrassing lol

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2/4/2006 7:37 am

Made my morning as well as many friends, thanks PK2! You are the cat's meow and as an added benefit, I will have something other than Paris to think about next time I am laying there in the stirrups (now with a silly smile)!

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/4/2006 8:00 am

LMAO. That is funny. I wounder how many people he told about it.
Did you think of that.

rm_ByNaomi 35F
1261 posts
2/4/2006 9:14 am

Lol! But he must have thought
you were nice and tidy!
I love it!


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exoticeyes1000 56F

2/4/2006 2:50 pm

Hilarious! LOL guess its always nice to 'highlight' your assets..even unknowlingly!

CamCumWithMe 59M

2/4/2006 5:58 pm

Oops! Clicked on the wrong post... (Pay attention, Tommy! This one's for girls!)

MyDreamTheater 50M/44F
4 posts
2/5/2006 2:01 am

Purfect! I loved that story! I definately smiled.:d

SecretEarNoTears 47F  
767 posts
2/6/2006 12:26 am

LMAO...I never saw the ending coming! Thanks for a great post! You just made my day a lot brighter

rock10030 45M
1 post
2/7/2006 4:16 am

hi, i could not understand by this story, wht message writer intends to give her readers

forlornedlust 53M
33 posts
2/7/2006 10:26 am

The message is called humor! The most uncomfortable situations are bearable with a spoonful of medicine. The speculum is a tough stretch though.... ) The reader, or as you inferred to..... "know your audience" has a vagina so they will understand.

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