If Dicks Tasted Like Pizza!  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
12865 posts
4/7/2006 5:51 am

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4/14/2006 3:17 pm

If Dicks Tasted Like Pizza!

This is inspired by seek_u_topia ' s post [post 299658]

As I was reading his blog, I started thinking....What if dicks tasted like pizza?

If they did, I know I certainly would give a lot of blow jobs, heheheheee

Hmmmmm, I may skip the onions though

What would you want your pizza dick to taste like?

Feeling raunchy today,

Purry {=}


its_a_go 37M

4/7/2006 7:02 am

lol - laffy taffy, airheads, or jolly ranchers.

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/7/2006 7:20 am:
A jolly rancher pizza flavor? Now that is interesting! I was thinking more like SAUSAGE BABY!!

mikeyneeds2 56M

4/7/2006 7:38 am

Hi Purry, for you baby I'll dip my dick it a jar of tomato paste and sprinkle it with cheese, Love Mike

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/7/2006 9:09 am:

__Huntress__ 55M/57F

4/7/2006 7:40 am

I have a preference for well-done, white pizza ... hold the anchovies, please !


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/7/2006 9:10 am:
a lil spinach too? may get stuck in our teeth! lol!

qship52 63M

4/7/2006 7:42 am

Pizza? Hmm - maybe pepperoni. I'd rather it tast like an all day sucker though.

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/7/2006 9:10 am:
vanilla is good, but you dont look forward to a lollipop like you do a piece of pizza, ya know?

rm_just_me63901 43M
122 posts
4/7/2006 7:55 am

Id like it to taste like your pussy. Any ideas on how I can do that?

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/7/2006 9:11 am:
If you have a playmate for Sail, then we can talk about it

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

4/7/2006 8:47 am


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/7/2006 9:11 am:
I bet you would enjoy it!

2943 posts
4/7/2006 8:55 am

Mmmmm Deluxo...everything so I can gobble it up and enjoy every last delectable crumb, savor every last drop of sauce...and lick the plate clean....yummyyyyyyyyyyyyy!


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/7/2006 9:12 am:
Save some for me now

rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
4/7/2006 10:15 am

Pizza dick? Wouldn't that be dangerous in that it might encourage biting if you forget what you're er, eating? lol

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/7/2006 10:56 am:
Just licking, I promise!

Doug_1953 63M/63F
1 post
4/7/2006 10:16 am

I am feeling raunchy too. just tell me what flavor you want on my cock

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/7/2006 1:19 pm:

naughi 43F

4/7/2006 11:01 am

certainly not like anchovy ! I love fish, but not down there. Also dick cheese ! not too sure about that either ! LOL

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/7/2006 1:20 pm:
Oh come on, dick cheese would be a real seller!!!

its_a_go 37M

4/7/2006 11:20 am

"I was thinking more like SAUSAGE BABY!!"

i bite sausage. that's not a good idea lol. if it has to be a pizza topping then pineapple or apple, but meats just wouldn't be so great to suck on. the worst flavor possible would have to be bubble gum. i remember eating bubble gum ice cream once, it was hard to not try to chew it, and i had to force myself to swallow it. lol.

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/7/2006 1:23 pm:
Now Anduille sausage would be good! I like it spicy baby!

expatbrit49 62M

4/7/2006 12:07 pm

ROFL, awesome post defiantly Pervette worthy

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rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/7/2006 1:23 pm:
Is that some blog award ? Thanks Expat!

rm_ricop1379 37M

4/7/2006 12:23 pm

But mine does taste like pizza.

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/7/2006 1:23 pm:
I'll be right over then!

oldude1946 70M

4/7/2006 1:47 pm

I'll have you know mine does taste like pizza (no onions)

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rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/7/2006 3:54 pm:
It does? What did you have for breakfast ?

rvaJustLookin 53M

4/7/2006 2:40 pm

If cocks are gonna taste like pizza, then pussies are gonna have to taste like...

Nope. Never mind. Pussy's all right as it is now!

Life is a highway!

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/7/2006 3:53 pm:
Like what?

Green_Tea_Boy 49M
1064 posts
4/7/2006 2:53 pm


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/7/2006 3:53 pm:
A Mango Pizza?

Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
4/7/2006 3:31 pm

Wait don't they already taste like Italian Sausage?

err...I mean I wouldn't know cuz myy rib cage is inn the way but...uuuhhh..oh look there goes Elvis!!!!

(runs for his life outta that awkward situation)

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rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/7/2006 3:52 pm:
As long as it doesn't taste like onion!

seek_u_topia 50M

4/7/2006 3:54 pm

how about if it tasted like butter cream frosting...

Love this one Purry! Love how your mind works!

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/8/2006 5:38 am:
It is always racing!


4/7/2006 4:01 pm

Ukrainian sausage dipped in me...

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rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/8/2006 5:39 am:
Now that would be tasty!

OrionsAdventures 37M

4/7/2006 4:04 pm

Purry little kitten that likes pizza, hmmmmm? Nope nothing strange there each time I order pizza my 3 cats come runnin' But to have dicks to taste like pizza?? I think it's a little too much, cause men like eating pizza as much as women and well don't you think there would be more very close guy friends? that or Pizza would become a woman dish. But hey If giving up Pizza to have women want to give me BJs more often, I think I can make the sacrifice. lolll

Just wanted to say hi and thank you for the welcome post.

Have fun with your pizzas heh heh heh heh


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/8/2006 5:39 am:

sexyariesgirl 57F

4/7/2006 4:16 pm

Purry....I always LOVE reading your posts...they are wonderful! If dicks tasted like pizza I would surely have to quit work and devote my entire life to sucking dick! (Ooops....I'm nearly there already! lol) Yes it would be hard for me to suck more than I already to.....cause I just LOVE it....yummmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.................

Power To FOK

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/8/2006 5:39 am:
My sentiments exactly and thank you

docdirk 47M

4/7/2006 5:38 pm

Hmmm, knowing your inability to resist sushi (I read ahead!) I would want my dick to taste like... well... sushi!!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/8/2006 5:36 am:
Good Choice! Yummy Spider Roll would be good!

onestar2006 37M
1 post
4/8/2006 1:54 am

I have a pizza white mee

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/8/2006 5:37 am:
What else on it?

velvet_tongue_4u 70M

4/8/2006 5:00 am

How about about a dash of hot red pepper on the head . Should give a lil BITE ! No pun intended .

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/8/2006 5:37 am:
I like it spicy!

hansum_strangrr 47M
384 posts
4/8/2006 9:10 am

Since I am Italian, my pizza dick would have to taste like Italian sausage. I am also debating on pepperoni, which ever you prefer.

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rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/8/2006 2:00 pm:

tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
4/8/2006 10:37 am

Italian sausage garnished with ham oysters and pineapple.


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/8/2006 1:59 pm:
Oh yummmmmy. I love oysters!!!

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
4/8/2006 10:57 am

Not pizza.. I'd be tempted to bite some off (EEWWW!!). I will, however, go for fruit or chocolate

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rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/8/2006 1:59 pm:
Wont you bite that too?

rvaJustLookin 53M

4/14/2006 1:03 pm

    Quoting rvaJustLookin:
    If cocks are gonna taste like pizza, then pussies are gonna have to taste like...

    Nope. Never mind. Pussy's all right as it is now!
Like sweet nectar.

Life is a highway!

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