I am a virgin! Really Believe It!!!  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
12865 posts
1/31/2006 2:37 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I am a virgin! Really Believe It!!!

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin". "What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's going to be. /8

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. /8

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. /8

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver /8

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. /8

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. /8

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. /8

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it. /8

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. /8

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. . God I miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're a Tax Man.... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!" >>!

Happy Tax time


sircookalot 51M
110 posts
2/1/2006 6:07 pm

Always going to get it in the end.........


KDR305 46M/46F

2/1/2006 6:28 pm

Unfortunately, she's in for yet another disappointment.

The tax man will only bog her down with so many forms and circular logic that she'll eventually give up and resort to the EZ method; self fulfillment.

My vote goes to the Carpenter. He shows up for work on time every day, and his work is always HARD. It takes strength of body, good hands and a lot of endurance. He needs to know how to finesse the client and find out exactly what she wants from him.

Most importantly, he's most happy when he's doing what he knows best: working with his WOOD.

pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
2/1/2006 9:12 pm

There will be a 9% hike up for the laughter,with no right off's

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