How Pure Does Dr. Seuss Say You Are?  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
12865 posts
8/30/2006 3:23 am
How Pure Does Dr. Seuss Say You Are?

Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?

Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?

Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?

Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?

Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?

Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?

Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?

Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?

Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?

Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?

Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?

Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?

Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?

Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?

Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?

Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?

Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?

Have you done it without style?
Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?

Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?

Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?

Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?

Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?

Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?

Answer these and count your "no"s,
pray this number never grows.
Fifty questions we asked thee,
score times two is your Purity.



Purry


SuperAdventurous 37M
258 posts
8/30/2006 3:38 am

Have you done it on a boat? yes
Have you done it with a goat? no

Have you done it in a bed? yes
Have you done it with the dead? does sleepin count?

Have you done it in the ass? yes
Have you done it, high on grass? yes

Have you done it in the car? yes
Have you simply gone too far? yes

Have you done it on the beach? yes
Have you done it with the teach? no

Have you done it on your back? yes
Have you done it strapped to a rack? no

Have you done it in a box? no
Have you done it with a fox? hell yeah

Have you done it in a tree? yes
Have you done it with more than three? yes

Have you done it in the rain? not yet
Have you done it for the pain? no

Have you done it 'tween the tits? yes
Have you done it wearing mitts? no

Have you done it packed in rubber? no
Have you done it undercover? yes

Have you done it on a perch? yes
Have you done it in a church? yes

Have you done it with a virgin? more than once
Have you done it with a sturgeon? no

Have you done it with ropes and chains? handcuffs and blindfolds
Have you done it while insane? yes

Have you done it on the stage? no
Have you done it underage? when i was underage yes

Have you done it with all your friends? most
Have you done it in both ends? yes

Have you done it with your dog? no
Have you done it on a log? yes

Have you done it under clamps? no
Have you done it with the lamps? no

Have you done it without style? yes
Have you done it for all to see? yes
Have you ever had VD? no

Have you done it on Mother's couch? yes
Have you done it in your mouth? yes

Have you done it while on tape? yes
Have you done it out of shape? yes

Have you done it on live TV? webcam count?
Have you done it whilst you pee? no

Have you done it in the gym? no
Have you done it on a whim? yes

Have you done it on a dare? yes
Do you really think we care? yes

18 NO's... that makes 36? So how did I do?


rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
8/30/2006 4:02 am

Only eleven yes's.

score is 78.


freetime648 52F

8/30/2006 4:11 am

OMG...I do not EVEN want to say what my score is.........

Have you done it with a stick?
Have you done just a prick?

Have you poured on the chocolate?
Have you made what you've ate?


Sorry Purry, I am still stuck on the chocolate dick on a stick thing.......


xx FREETIME648 xx


rm_BBallQTahotm 48M
120 posts
8/30/2006 9:33 am

LOL

54

Judging from some of what's in your rhyme,
I wonder if there'll ever be the time,
or drink or cause enough to be so pissed,
as to ever try some of what's on that list!


Aww, cmon freetime... tell us!! lol

btw.. I've been the chocolate dick on a stick thing!
Are there bonus points?!


rm_lexi_soul 49M/41F
63 posts
8/30/2006 10:05 am

Have you done it on a boat? YES
Have you done it with a goat? NO

Have you done it in a bed? YES
Have you done it with the dead? NO

Have you done it in the ass? YES
Have you done it, high on grass? NO

Have you done it in the car? YES
Have you simply gone too far? YES

Have you done it on the beach? YES
Have you done it with the teach? NO

Have you done it on your back? YES
Have you done it strapped to a rack? YES

Have you done it in a box? NO
Have you done it with a fox? NO

Have you done it in a tree? NO
Have you done it with more than three? YES

Have you done it in the rain? NO
Have you done it for the pain? YES

Have you done it 'tween the tits? YES
Have you done it wearing mitts? NO

Have you done it packed in rubber? NO
Have you done it undercover? YES

Have you done it on a perch? NO
Have you done it in a church? NO

Have you done it with a virgin? NO
Have you done it with a sturgeon? NO

Have you done it with ropes and chains? YES
Have you done it while insane? NO

Have you done it on the stage? NO
Have you done it underage? YES WHEN I WAS UNDERAGE

Have you done it with all your friends? YES
Have you done it in both ends? YES

Have you done it with your dog? NO
Have you done it on a log? NO

Have you done it under clamps? YES
Have you done it with the lamps? YES LAMPS TURNED ON

Have you done it without style? YES
Have you done it for all to see? YES
Have you ever had VD? NO

Have you done it on Mother's couch? YES
Have you done it in your mouth? YES

Have you done it while on tape? YES
Have you done it out of shape? YES

Have you done it on live TV? NO
Have you done it whilst you pee? NO

Have you done it in the gym? NO
Have you done it on a whim? YES

Have you done it on a dare? NO
Do you really think we care? NO

I got 24
times 2 = 48


~lexi~


rm_KingEdain 45M
1848 posts
8/30/2006 11:07 am

well lets see here... I only had 13 no answers.... so my score is 26..... ummmmmm is that good or bad???????? hope it's good.


ZZ_Todd 59M

8/30/2006 12:28 pm

So, uh... is 42 a good thing or a bad thing?


ProFotoFreak 45M

8/30/2006 2:52 pm

So what's YOUR score Ms. Kitty?


spacecadet561 59M

8/30/2006 4:04 pm

I came up with 80, which is a little higher than my AdultFriendFinder score of 74. I guess the good Doctor is a little more forgiving of my sins.

SpaceCadetรน


intenseureyes 52M/48F
224 posts
8/30/2006 4:28 pm

15 no
34 yes

Yes dear... there are only 49

intense (F)


blackleather2006 50M/49F

8/30/2006 4:38 pm

Have you done it on a boat? NO
Have you done it with a goat? NO

Have you done it in a bed? YES (anyone who answers no here is lying)
Have you done it with the dead? NO

Have you done it in the ass? NO
Have you done it, high on grass?NO

Have you done it in the car? YES
Have you simply gone too far? YES

Have you done it on the beach? NO
Have you done it with the teach? NO

Have you done it on your back? YES
Have you done it strapped to a rack?NO

Have you done it in a box? NO
Have you done it with a fox? YES (oh yeah he was hot!)

Have you done it in a tree? NO (is observation tower close?)
Have you done it with more than three? YES

Have you done it in the rain? YES
Have you done it for the pain? NO

Have you done it 'tween the tits? NO
Have you done it wearing mitts? NO

Have you done it packed in rubber? NO
Have you done it undercover? YES

Have you done it on a perch? YES (there's the observation tower story...lol.)
Have you done it in a church? NO

Have you done it with a virgin? YES
Have you done it with a sturgeon? NO

Have you done it with ropes and chains? NO
Have you done it while insane? NO

Have you done it on the stage? NO
Have you done it underage? YES

Have you done it with all your friends? NO
Have you done it in both ends? YES

Have you done it with your dog? NO
Have you done it on a log? NO

Have you done it under clamps? NO
Have you done it with the lamps? NO

Have you done it without style? YES
Have you done it for all to see? YES
Have you ever had VD? NO

Have you done it on Mother's couch? YES
Have you done it in your mouth? YES

Have you done it while on tape? NO
Have you done it out of shape? YES

Have you done it on live TV? NO
Have you done it whilst you pee? NO

Have you done it in the gym? NO
Have you done it on a whim? YES

Have you done it on a dare? NO
Do you really think we care? NO

31 "nos" = score of 62
Now that can't be true
2nd most pure one that's posted here
LMAO That can't be me

I need to get out more
I need to score
Some of these are fantasies
And some are guarantees

I know my score will not grow
Unless a halo starts to glow
So I need some help to be less pure
Help me Purry - help me find the cure!

Great post Hun!


hubbyontheloose 60M  
353 posts
8/31/2006 6:43 am

14 nos so score of 28oops - mind you looking at some of the questions am VERY glad is not less. Never want to say yes to a "goat" or "my dog" for instance- that was a bit of fun that one hahahahaha Combined with my "purity score" of 13 out of 100 on here I guess I am just a bloody depraved pervert hawhawhaw (my best perverted laugh there)


rm_StormRS 40M
5636 posts
8/31/2006 12:30 pm

12 no's.........

I guess that means I'm going to hell!! (Although I haven't been with a dog, goat or sturgeon, so it's gotta count for something!!!!)

If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend........


sweetypie2004 48F
229 posts
9/2/2006 8:17 am

19 yes's I guess I'm still fairly pure must do better lol


rm_PlaywifusDE 46M/50F
7 posts
9/2/2006 9:28 am

goat (no), dead (depends what you mean by that), fox, mitts, sturgeon, undercover (wrong job description for that...rats!), dog (no comment), on live TV (is that an offer...? if so bring it on!)

So that makes 16. If that is a problem, or you think we're FOS (full 'o it) we'd be happy to repeat with your wife/girlfriend or you as a couple. Let me tell you about the time my wife almost got arrested with the guy of the couple we were dating at the time. She was 50 feet from The Liberty Bell (AKA the real National Monument), underneath a streetlamp at 10 at night. Cars were driving by. 3 cops walked up... talk about coitus interruptus. At the same time, I was at the hotel with his wife, who had earlier in the day was the Matron of Honor at her sister's wedding. Nothing like giving it to the head bridesmaid (or getting bridesmaid-head) after the duties are done, so she can relax. Family was throughout the hotel...
K & S


cam_couple2006 42M/40F
22 posts
9/5/2006 11:24 am

oohh I love it!!..by the way my score was ..well, let's just say WAY to High!!


sexymermaid6956 62F
26390 posts
9/5/2006 2:54 pm

12 no's so that would be 24 right...great post...

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