Facts About Women  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
12865 posts
3/4/2006 1:24 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Facts About Women

1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.

2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand."

4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.

8. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.

9. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.

10. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

11. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.

12. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.

13. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.

14. Women think all beer is the same.

15. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rainforest.

16. Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.

17. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days' worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

18. Women brush their hair before bed.

19. Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea of how she'll be in bed.

20. Women are paid less than men, except for one field: modeling.

21. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, "It's there in the Bible." Hmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?

22. Women do not know anything about cars. "Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?"

23. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.

24. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

25. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.


rm_Shawn86442 40M
9 posts
3/4/2006 5:27 pm

I like those facts. However the last one i do not agree with as being myself a pussy lover my entire life!

rm_JohnMacLaine 50M
585 posts
3/4/2006 8:43 pm

I agree with Shawn, I own four cats, and have never kicked them either in public or private. I may have pulled on their tails a bit, but never kicked them



"I can retain neither respect or affection for a government which has been moving from wrong to wrong in order to defend its own immorality" Mahatma Ghandi

wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
3/5/2006 12:13 am

Purry, You are precious. I am SO glad you left a comment on my blog. That's why I came here. I laughed so hard reading your posts. And you assuaged one guilt I was feeling. I was feeling a little different because I was leaving more than one post per day. Now that I see someone else as addicted to blogging, I feel better.

As to the shower fact, you left out the 6 bottles of body wash my wife keeps in there too.


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curious082385 31F
4925 posts
3/5/2006 6:09 am

Oh my!! Huge, huge believer in number 9! Spiders? *shudder*

crazygurl2xx 56F

3/5/2006 7:30 am

Tee hee hee.

Holly_Would 105F

3/5/2006 11:06 pm

Oh no! So many of these do not describe me! How many do you have to get wrong before one needs to question their gender identity?!?

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