Embarrassing Sex Toy Tales  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
12865 posts
4/9/2006 6:15 am

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Embarrassing Sex Toy Tales

I am just curious as to how many of you have been caught with your sex toys?

Has your boss walked in while you are stashing your vibe in your purse?

Has your kids or parents found your sex toy stash?

We almost got caught with our sex toys in our suitcase in the Dominican Republic Airport coming back from Punta Cana. I couldn't believe the guy didn't find it with all the wires hanging out. He just kept running his hands over my bra and panties and I just kept thinking at any minute he is going to pull this thing out because it resembles a bomb or something LOL!!!! He never did.....maybe my panties distracted him. However, it was still embarrassing because our friends now knew we brought gadgets with us

My son once found all of my gels and lotions and well lets say, I think he was discovering the world of masturbation then.

My daughter once said "Mommy, why is there a penis on your shelf?"

What embarrassing moments have you had with your sex toys?

Purry {=}


Purry


pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

4/9/2006 9:57 am

On the way back from our Honeymoon. I had my suitcase opened by customs. I'm sure they had a good laugh when they found my butt plug and I am also sure that I am not the only one. Who knew, a butt plug could be such a national security threat!


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/10/2006 3:38 pm:
They took it? OMG!

rm_shaveclean2 56M/42F
691 posts
4/9/2006 9:58 am

OMG>>>>>>>My little one found my ANAL Beads on Wednesday. My better half told her that it was my jump rope. Imagine my horror when handed me the damn JUMP ROPE!!! MORTIFIED.....is the only word!!!

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rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/10/2006 3:39 pm:
Did you start singing jump rope songs?

bigandtallreturn 37M

4/9/2006 10:06 am

Not technically a sex toy, but my father once found a Hustler magazine, and some pages were stuck together. It didn't take long to figure out WHY those pages were stuck. I came home from school (I was 16 at the time), and the mag was on the kitchen table with a "WE NEED TO TALK" note on top of the mag.

That was an interesting conversation that night, let me assure ya.

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/10/2006 3:39 pm:
OMG, what did he say?

soft_ntempting 40F

4/9/2006 10:29 am

Never had to worry about hiding sex toys, cuse my boyfriend always kept them at his place, tehehehe!

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rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/10/2006 3:39 pm:
You're lucky!

rm_MrRite23 45M
156 posts
4/9/2006 10:41 am

I was having a party and the guests were keeping there coats in my bedroom.When my friend was getting his he saw my stash. He put all the toys on and ran around the apartment. He had the anal beads around his neck the vibrator sticking out of his pants and the nipple clamps on his nipples. My friends took pictures that were then ditriduted all over town. I was that guy with the sex toys for years.


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/10/2006 3:40 pm:
Now I have an idea for my next Halloween costume.

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
4/9/2006 11:38 am

I was 21 and living at home. My mother went to make my bed after I had specifically told her NOT to. She found two vibes tangled the sheets, one small and one medium. When I got to my room she was standing there very red, with the vibes lying on the sheets and said "Would you pick those up, dear?"

I wanted to strangle her for not listening....


The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/10/2006 3:40 pm:
Serves her right. Hopefully she will listen next time

bipolybabe 54F

4/9/2006 1:30 pm

I have THREE BAGS FULL of sex toys, stashed in various corners of my home. Interestingly, my twins (boy and girl) who are almost 11 have absolutely no interest in them. In fact, my daughter is always begging me to hide all my sex books when her friends come over.

I have gotten some funny looks from the airport x-ray guys and once got stopped by an inspector who asked me about the strange metal object shaped like s small barbell. (It's a kegel-cizer for strengthening one's PC "pussy" muscle.) "Sex toys," I hissed under my breath, and he waved me right through. Apparently, he didn't really want to know more.

In fact, that seems to be a theme. I should wear a big "O" for "Oversharing."

BPB

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rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/10/2006 3:41 pm:
LMAO

agedinwood757 63F
297 posts
4/9/2006 2:20 pm

at my bridal shower I was given a whole bunch of sex toys...and a dancing wind up jumping penis....which was set on the table in front of my very proper, Catholic older Aunts. Talk about weapons of mastubation....I thought they were going to die on the spot....mmm try to imagine a old Aunt or Uncle having sex now that is a joke and a half.

Margo


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/10/2006 3:41 pm:
ROFL!!!!

qship52 63M

4/9/2006 5:08 pm

    Quoting soft_ntempting:
    Never had to worry about hiding sex toys, cuse my boyfriend always kept them at his place, tehehehe!
Hmm... he could have had some interesting embarrassing experiences there!


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/10/2006 5:49 pm:
Yes he could have!

Cowboy_Deluxe 38M

4/9/2006 8:49 pm

I don't have any sex toys!

But you could be my first sex toy..

Cowboy


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/10/2006 5:52 pm:
You got spurs and a whip right?

wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
4/10/2006 12:23 am

Never had any toys get found, but there was a last minute frenzy to hide them when we bought a bed last July. We got the toys hid, but forgot about the DVDs. The deliverymen didn't say anything.

Wild

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rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/10/2006 5:53 pm:
I am sure he has seen worse!

imLadyBambi 58M/50F

4/10/2006 12:53 am

I somehow left my favorite vibrator in a hotel room. Mr. Bambi had to go to the front desk to retrieve it (I was too embarrassed).

Lady Bambi


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/10/2006 5:53 pm:
Oh my!!!!

StaynHardnHot 42M
305 posts
4/10/2006 1:22 am

no toys or kids but would love to hear your thoughts on thisIllegal Aliens...Amnesty or Expulsion??


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/10/2006 5:54 pm:
I am on my way!

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
4/10/2006 2:35 am

Luckily haven't been caught yet, but I've had some close calls.
Never forget the first time I found my parents stash though. *shudder* For some reason, it just really creeped me out. That and I wasn't expecting it. Mom has these thick fuzzy socks that I love to steal on cold mornings...went in to her room, opened up the sock drawers and....yeah...I closed it really fast.


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/10/2006 5:54 pm:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

4Luven2 41M
42 posts
4/10/2006 2:58 am

Yea, kid found me and mommy's play toys and thought it was just that a toy.......who are we to destroy her purity? Its hard being very sexual sometimes with a house full of kids.
Luv


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/10/2006 5:55 pm:
Yes it is!!!!

naughi 43F

4/10/2006 3:29 am

Never been caught, thank god ! Could you imagine explaining to the wife why i have got a vibrator in MY luggage !


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/10/2006 5:55 pm:
Ummmmmmmmmmm, maybe she packed it for you.

velvet_tongue_4u 70M

4/10/2006 3:39 am

Our hunting dog whom is always into everthing, came across a visting couples dildo, and proudly presented it during breakfast . Where upon my wife matter of fact like ,commented about him having a soft mouth and not even making a tootmark . He also looks for panties and sniffs crotches .


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/10/2006 5:56 pm:
I had a dog eat my panties at an adventure.

rm_funinic 48M
823 posts
4/10/2006 7:24 am

Fellow motorcycle roadracer unexpectedly returned to my apartment to use the bathroom before heading back home.

I had already shucked all clothes, had to put on a pair of gym shorts.

All the toys were in the bathroom sink. It was full of toys, literally. They all needed to be washed after playing the previous night, and I was about to use some of them again after washing them, when he knocked on the door.

That was before I bought the two largest toys...


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/10/2006 5:48 pm:
Did he at least help?

HBowt2 58F

4/10/2006 1:36 pm

My son walked into a room full of visitors in our house and asked me what that rubber thing with bumps in my top drawer was.....


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/10/2006 5:47 pm:
Oh my! What did you say?

sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
4/10/2006 3:11 pm

    Quoting pragmaticCTcpl:
    On the way back from our Honeymoon. I had my suitcase opened by customs. I'm sure they had a good laugh when they found my butt plug and I am also sure that I am not the only one. Who knew, a butt plug could be such a national security threat!
I dunno Bush may have one up his ass ya never know!...talk about a security threat!...oh wait that's just his head...nevermind...lol


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/10/2006 5:47 pm:
I have never seen a butt plug.

its_a_go 37M

4/10/2006 5:23 pm

when I was a teenager I had a friend who's house was 'the hangout'. We'd all go over and get stoned there because his folks got stoned also, not with us, and they never noticed the smell. Well we used water6ongs and the one that he had, broke. We knew that his mother had a water6ong that looked like a cock. the bowl was actually where the balls were and you sucked on the head to take a hit. yes, I know, its neat. well we were trying to find their paraphernalia in the paraphernalia filing cabinet by the bed... apparantly all of the smoking and playing toys go in the same drawer. My friend pulls out what he thought was the cock pipe but when it started wobbling to and fro he got this absolutely petrified look on his face. he just dropped it on the floor from shock. I think he was about to cry also. It was hilarious for the rest of us in the room. We always told him he had the coolest parents but he was forever embarassed by them.


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/10/2006 5:46 pm:
That is funny as hell.

rm_moguy1966 50M
1 post
4/11/2006 6:23 am

Well my middle child when she was about 4 found my ex-wife's dildo--shaped just like a penis...She said "Daddy--what is this??" I really responded quick by saying--"It's your mom's -- it is for her ears." LOL God I don't know why I said that -- she will probably be cursed for life!!


SirMounts 102M

4/13/2006 6:06 pm

Well, I was in Toys R Us examining a bicycle pump, when this hot girl came over, looked Me up and especially, down, and said...
Well, I guess that's not exactly the topic. *gets confused*


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 4/14/2006 7:17 am:
Maybe she wanted to pump you up!

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