Eat A Bowl Of Dick  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
12865 posts
7/31/2006 6:47 pm

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8/2/2006 4:01 am

Eat A Bowl Of Dick

The other day I purchased a wall sconce and when Sail got home he said it looked like a giant penis hanging on the wall. I would have never imagined that, but after he said it, I cant look at this sconce in the same way anymore

So we go over to MG and Mr. Magic Finger's house and we start telling them the story and then MG says that her counter top is shaped liked a penis. Again, I never noticed, now I cant look at at it the same way. So this now has me looking around for all these phallic symbols.

I went to my best friend's house and damn, I found like 10 dman things in her house that look like dicks!!!!

Take a look around your house now....Do you have any phallic symbols???? Do you see any dicks? How many dicks do you see?

Everywhere I look I see dicks....bowls of dicks....dicks...dicks....dicks.....wonder if I can find some titties next

Purry {=}


rm_gerson42 52M
2419 posts
7/31/2006 8:39 pm

Check in the corner on the counter top where you keep the melons. lol

fotoguru2 65M

7/31/2006 9:26 pm

I tend to see Pussy symbols.

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
8/1/2006 3:50 am

Seems as though you are developing ad-dick-tive delusions. The side effects are getting horny, but unless you are a born again christian and likely to feel guilty about that, I would just go with the flow and enjoy the show!

The trouble with pussy symbols is that you've got to keep knocking holes in things!

warm xx

Djeeper1987 47M

8/1/2006 5:39 am

How funny!! That only dick I wanna found is the one in my shorts.

Care to check it out.

Carpe Diem

CongaFelixRubes 54M  
1223 posts
8/1/2006 8:48 am

I wonder if it is men or women that are designing all these dick looking stuff. I am looking around the house and so far no dick like objects. Maybe subconsciously when I am buying something I say to myself "that looks like a dick...I'm not buying that".

SecretEarNoTears 47F  
766 posts
8/1/2006 12:56 pm

LMAO....last week, when Mr. B was busy....I looked down at the poor puppy and saw it.... OMgosh! Her tail was in the same shape as his dick ...curved right near the end.

Great post! Thank you!

rm_pagan380 64M
4405 posts
8/1/2006 1:57 pm

The Beaver has these lights that are sort of clit shaped, does that count?

Come play naked in the sunshine and dance naked under the stars.


spacecadet561 59M

8/1/2006 6:38 pm

"Yes, we have no bananas" cums to mind. We also have none of the bullet or rocket shaped ice pops. I do wonder about all the "orgasmic" groceries (no, wait, did that say "orgasmic" or was it "organic"??). There may be some watermelon left (someone else beat me to the melons, though).


rm_lexi_soul 49M/41F
63 posts
8/1/2006 7:46 pm

When we first got married we bought this white set of salt & pepper shakers. Everyone that saw them always made the comment they looked like a head of a penis \8 Needless to say I could never look at them as salt & pepper shakers again


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 8/2/2006 4:02 am:
Glad to see you feeling better. Too bad you didnt put hot sauce in them, hehhehehehe or cream!

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