Do you remember the first time we had sex ?  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
12865 posts
1/29/2006 12:04 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Do you remember the first time we had sex ?

An old couple are having dinner at a restaurant and the husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good idea!"

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.

They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make
their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. I've got to ask them what their secret is. As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

The old man says, "Well, fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.

I laughed my ass off reading this!

Purry {=}


MyRealLoverOne 45M

1/29/2006 2:26 pm

LMAO! thanks for the laugh!

MamChelle 48F  
1443 posts
1/29/2006 2:33 pm

*giggles* that was cute!

gussax 51M

1/29/2006 5:05 pm

That was hilarious. I can't help but laugh at jokes about old people.

Here's another one. And old couple go into the doctors office. The man is extremely hard of hearing. The doctor tells the man he has to take his temperature. The man leans to his wife and asks "what did he says", so she tells him. The doctor then says he needs to take his blood pressure. He again leans to his wife and asks "what did he say", and she tells him. The doctor then says he needs to take an Xray, and again the man has to ask his wife "what did he say?, and again she replies. By this time the wife is getting frustrated. Finally the doctor says that he needs a stool sample, a urine sample and a semen sample. The man turns to his wife who just says "just give him your shorts".

Cowboy_Deluxe 38M

1/29/2006 7:46 pm

Well if thats the trick to going faster.

hooks1952 64M

1/29/2006 10:31 pm

old people have fun also !! Two old men sitting on a bench one tells the other that he is tired of the pain and arthritis and everything and asked the other how he feels and he replies that he feels like a newborn baby , that he has no hair , no teeth and he thinks that he just wet his pants.

Happy Mardi Gras !!!!


MaggiesWishes 59F

1/29/2006 11:27 pm

Oh, Purry ...
This was precious!
Thanks for the laugh, I so needed this tonight.

warm wishes

danteszippo 52M
3870 posts
1/30/2006 12:18 am

thats funny as hell!!!

rm_ohsolustful 57M
859 posts
1/30/2006 5:08 am

I laughed my azz off when I first read it too. Thanks for the early morning smile...................

mackjohnny69 59M

1/30/2006 12:03 pm

LOVE IT . So how was you trip? Happy to see your back in blog land.


caressmewell 53F

1/30/2006 2:27 pm

That was cute..thank you for sharing.

lifeisablast333 53M

1/30/2006 3:35 pm

funny stuff, very shocking.....The REDNECK

PassionKisses4Me 44F

1/30/2006 5:32 pm

hehe That was way too funny...thanks


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

1/30/2006 5:56 pm

very good

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
1/30/2006 6:07 pm


Thanks for the laugh

I'm confused about your post title though ... I don't remember us having sex ... Damn I must be getting old I'm forgeting stuff ... Sorry I must not have been that good

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
1/31/2006 3:19 am


You would have remembered because it would have been electrifying ! LOL

Purry {=}


sircookalot 51M
110 posts
1/31/2006 6:29 pm

Ya had me rolling purry, great story.


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
1/31/2006 6:39 pm

That was great...I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair...Ok, I think I have recovered...Thanks

Usually, I would say Kisse...OhSo...but I don't want you to get the wrong 'impression' the guys are gorgeous!!

pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
2/1/2006 9:21 pm

This is a great post,very funny!

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