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Do you own a weedeater?
Do you own a weedeater?
Two South Texas farmers, Jim Bob and Slim, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim Bob turns to Slim and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education." "Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes."
Slim thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day Jim Bob goes down to the college and meets the dean of
admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English, history, and logic.
"Logic?" Jim Bob says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?"
"Then logically because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
"I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of
that because I have a weed eater."
Excited to take the class now, Jim Bob shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go meet Slim at the bar.
He tells Slim about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English,
history, and logic.
"Logic?" Slim says, "What's that?"
Jim Bob says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"
"No," admits Slim.
"Then you're queer."
I mean no offense with this joke. I just thought it was hilarious!!!
2/1/2006 9:20 am
That was just sooo funny...you have some excellent jokes. Thanks for the laugh! |
2/1/2006 10:09 am
OMG that is hysterical!!!|
2/1/2006 6:34 pm
Hmmm. There's a guy down the street who's lived with the same man for almost 20 years.|
They both LOVE musicals and are President and Treasurer of the local Barbra Streisand fan club.
The guys from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" have him on speed dial.
I always just ASSUMED he was Gay.
But last summer I distinctly remember seeing him out in his yard with a weed eater.
Dang! Just when you think you have things figured out!
2/1/2006 9:07 pm
With the day I had this was very sooothing,TNKU!|