Death By Chocolate?  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
12865 posts
8/22/2006 5:35 pm

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8/27/2006 9:25 am

Death By Chocolate?

On my way to work today I hear on the radio that some poor Hershey employee fell into a vault of chocolate!

The chocolate apparently got stuck and he went up and decided to give it a push and fell in.

They couldnt get him out b;c it was so thick. They ended up adding butter to make it oily in order to remove him.

The poor thing, but can imagine having death by chocolate?

What is a better way to die than being smothered in chocolate?

Licking my lips,

Purry {=}


somf1963 53M

8/22/2006 5:46 pm

Hey its an idea

tadpudgy 56M

8/22/2006 5:57 pm

Tad is brewing up special Chocolate Sauce....Will crawl on all fours begging Sail to let me smother Purry with it!!!!!!!!!!! And chocolate is better shared from what i hear!!!!!!!!!! MILKY WAY=GASMS!

rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
8/22/2006 6:24 pm

Sounds like that scene out of Willy Wonka...

and if drowning in water is bad, that sounds to me to be even worse..but then, while I'm ok with chocolate, I'm not a chocoholic the way some people are....

gettinbigger2 64M
56 posts
8/22/2006 6:31 pm

Yeah, i can think of a better way! In the saddle! Ride Cowboy Ride!
Just kidding! Chocolate syrup, fresh strawberries and champagne!
Did that one weekend at a family reunion, at a Ramada Inn, with my former girlfriend. I only imagine what the maid thought!

Smiles1962006 56F
525 posts
8/22/2006 9:46 pm

Heard about this too, apparently the chocolate was so thick it was like quicksand! I'm thinking maybe the experience would resolve my extreme loveaffair with the stuff


freetime648 52F

8/23/2006 1:42 am

First you spoke about Fried spiders and now this about chocolate...Purry, you hungry or something????

Oh but what a way to go huh???? xx

xx FREETIME648 xx

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 8/24/2006 3:21 am:
LOL! Next story, smothered covered chocolate dick! LOL!

rm_android1960a 56M
428 posts
8/23/2006 1:45 am

I'd rather be smothered in pussy.

tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
8/23/2006 1:57 am

wow! scary, but I would have had a good good at eating my way out. I once had a dream when I was a teenager that I was slowly being covered in chocolate. It was nice all warm and soft. I obviously never forgot the dream.

Bye everyone, it was a blast

saxman52271 45M/46F
5 posts
8/23/2006 12:04 pm

I don't know about you, but I wanna cum and go at the same

cbron2 74M

8/23/2006 1:11 pm

Hi Purry...too bad he didn't fall into a vat of can't drown..cause the lower you go the higher you get....chocolate...smeared in the right places could be very interesting...I'm a whipped cream man myself..and i enjoy placing an ice cube in the right places and all over the it melts...You're partner is a very lucky man!!!!!!!!

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
8/23/2006 3:07 pm

Make mine Death by Orgasm, please...

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

spacecadet561 59M

8/23/2006 3:45 pm,0,7632465.story?coll=sfla-news-nationworld

has the report.


Djeeper1987 47M

8/23/2006 4:05 pm

how scary.....

I pushed him in. teehehehehehe

Carpe Diem

dimplesfouryou 45F
24690 posts
8/23/2006 4:06 pm

I heard about this too, and thought the same thing! I could sit and probably eat my way out like that scene from that Bob and Doug McKenzie movie where they get stuck in the vat of beer and have to drink it all to get out...that would be me!


cougarprey4play 40M

8/23/2006 6:41 pm

I get a bad sweet tooth now & then but death by chocolate I would have to pass on. There are other foods/sweets that I could consider but just throught "Hey did you hear...Coug died from..."

norprin5 55M

8/23/2006 8:47 pm

to be honest, and as much as i love chocolate...i think i'd rather be hit by a bus than drown

King Nor XVIII

sweetlovethe9 40M

8/26/2006 5:26 am

How about cumming to death from being licked and sucked while you are each covered in various types of my work better..that would be an odd/ crazy way to go..

how did she/he die..uh.. they were shaking like a salt shaker...moaning and shooting everywhere and bam..that was it..they stopped moving..

They always have that crap happen in movies and tv, but real life..that would be

sparkey5811 58M

8/26/2006 10:30 pm

I know of a dessert named Deth By Choclate it is a Yummey cake.

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